Krypteia

East Grinstead, UK

#720 Oct 24, 2013
Not being able to get a big enough condom..
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#721 Oct 24, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
I did that to myself once. Had a six pack of O'doul. Was in a mood to make a few drunk calls. Was speaking to one of my sisters after drinking one and on the second. My lips were getting numb, my head light...
All the sudden I started reading the bottle and started laughing. I really thought I was getting a buzz.~laughs~ Which, I must admit, when it comes to me...how would I know? Am a buzzing baby.
haha...long time back...I think Noah was still cutting trees,some silly young girls (aren't they all..haha ~~~~~~~ducks!)turned up at our "pad"? during a party and thought we might be able to get some 'weed' for them. My mate made a concoction up from coffee and lawn clippings and sold it to them.........hahaha ....worked like a charm...far-out man...woooow..etc. BUT..they never came back????????..hahahahahaha
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#722 Oct 24, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Not being able to get a big enough condom..
Supermarket bag mate...just be gentle with it on the way home.....um...you are at home?
mr Jealous

East Grinstead, UK

#723 Oct 24, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Supermarket bag mate...just be gentle with it on the way home.....um...you are at home?
That's a bloody good idea mate and a plus it has handles..
Krypteia

East Grinstead, UK

#724 Oct 24, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Supermarket bag mate...just be gentle with it on the way home.....um...you are at home?
As Mr Jealous says,lol

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#725 Oct 25, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>haha...long time back...I think Noah was still cutting trees,some silly young girls (aren't they all..haha ~~~~~~~ducks!)turned up at our "pad"? during a party and thought we might be able to get some 'weed' for them. My mate made a concoction up from coffee and lawn clippings and sold it to them.........hahaha ....worked like a charm...far-out man...woooow..etc. BUT..they never came back????????..hahahahahaha
You are simply just so naughty. I like that!

Didn't want to go to long without reminding you of that fact!

Have a good one~

“You're My Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All need A Little Sunshine

#726 Oct 26, 2013
people saying mean stuff about others before they get their facts straight...thats not right.God bless..

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#727 Oct 26, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
people saying mean stuff about others before they get their facts straight...thats not right.God bless..
I know what you mean...:)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#728 Oct 26, 2013
.. i have no idea what i mean ...

“You're My Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All need A Little Sunshine

#729 Oct 26, 2013
you are so funny mike..

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#730 Oct 26, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
.. i have no idea what i mean ...
I was wondering what you meant...:)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#731 Oct 26, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you are so funny mike..
... yeah ... funny how ...

“when will we know when”

Since: Jun 08

we have spent enough money?

#732 Oct 26, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... yeah ... funny how ...
...lookin'.......

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#733 Oct 26, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
...lookin'.......
... i deserve that ... like hangin a slowball rite down the middle ... besides what ya ain't got a mirror in yur house ???

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#734 Oct 26, 2013
... i have no idea ... and i mean that ...

“when will we know when”

Since: Jun 08

we have spent enough money?

#735 Oct 26, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... i deserve that ... like hangin a slowball rite down the middle ... besides what ya ain't got a mirror in yur house ???
...all turned towardz the wallz.......

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#736 Oct 26, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i have no idea ... and i mean that ...
We believe you Mike...:)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#737 Oct 26, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
<quoted text>
We believe you Mike...:)
... someone should ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#738 Oct 26, 2013
... topix bothers me ... i keep gettin shut down ... maybe i should see if the putor needs gas ???

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#739 Oct 26, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... topix bothers me ... i keep gettin shut down ... maybe i should see if the putor needs gas ???
...there's an app for that...

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