What does it mean when a man invites ...
Mexican Hillbilly

United States

#22 Aug 15, 2010
I met my future wife in a small cafe and four of her friends, to protect her, in a small cafe called Dunas, in Vale de Cambra, Portugal. Look it up. You may see all the people described here.
I showed up early on this first date. My ex girlfriend and her sister were already having a drink where I could not see them. They talked to me before my future wife showed up. Talk about a strange situation.
Morons

Pittsburg, CA

#23 Aug 15, 2010
Is this a twelve year old first date thread? What a stupid topic. No one is this dumb. It's a coffee date, dumbass.

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#24 Aug 15, 2010
Morons wrote:
Is this a twelve year old first date thread? What a stupid topic. No one is this dumb. It's a coffee date, dumbass.
You came to offbeat expecting great things? If you're looking for a laugh or two you found it. Otherwise, there are other forums to visit.
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#25 Aug 15, 2010
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>You came to offbeat expecting great things? If you're looking for a laugh or two you found it. Otherwise, there are other forums to visit.
Just another week or so and they will all be back in school.
( Has it been a long summer or what on here!?)

How you doing this Sunday morn Mrs.?
Hope you and Mr. are getting a day off to relax soon.:-)

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#26 Aug 15, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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Just another week or so and they will all be back in school.
( Has it been a long summer or what on here!?)
How you doing this Sunday morn Mrs.?
Hope you and Mr. are getting a day off to relax soon.:-)
Hi, it's been a fun summer, getting to go to the fairs, and resorts. But it will be nice to relax soon. Nice cool day here, with a cool breeze blowing. Wow, hope it's not already turning to fall.

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#27 Aug 15, 2010
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>You came to offbeat expecting great things? If you're looking for a laugh or two you found it. Otherwise, there are other forums to visit.
I think some peoples dyslexia brings them to offbeat.
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#28 Aug 15, 2010
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>I think some peoples dyslexia brings them to offbeat.
Hye, I rebsemel tath ramerk!
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#29 Aug 15, 2010
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>Hi, it's been a fun summer, getting to go to the fairs, and resorts. But it will be nice to relax soon. Nice cool day here, with a cool breeze blowing. Wow, hope it's not already turning to fall.
I may be feeling some of that notorious jealousy that HH keeps accusing everyone of.
(Lol, about the cooler weather I mean.)

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#30 Aug 15, 2010
A coffee date is a short get to know somebody date. You dont have to spend the money or time of a real date to find out that he/she is a complete idiot and anything longer than a 45 min coffee date would be worse than having your finger nails ripped out.

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#31 Aug 15, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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Hye, I rebsemel tath ramerk!
So thats why you came to beatoff I mean offbeat too?????

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#32 Aug 15, 2010
Ace wrote:
Anytime a man wants to meet a woman he wants to get in her pants and bang her hard. What else is he going to do with her? Talk about shoes? Coffee is a good idea. In the booth, ask the woman questions about herself so she thinks you care. When the woman sips coffee look at her throat muscles closely (but discreetly) and see if they're strong enough for what you want.
LMAO

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#33 Aug 15, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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I may be feeling some of that notorious jealousy that HH keeps accusing everyone of.
(Lol, about the cooler weather I mean.)
Don't feel too bad, it's been a rough one this year everywhere. It'll probably climb right back up there tomorrow.

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#36 Aug 15, 2010
Big SLACK and fries wrote:
<quoted text>CHEEP!!!?????? maybe you are just a b
Thanks Captain Obvious.

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#37 Aug 15, 2010
Big SLACK and fries wrote:
<quoted text>maybe he just wanted some face to face time and is not interested in her fellatio skill level
<GASP> You mean men really do that?

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#38 Aug 15, 2010
Damn sarcasm font button is broken...

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#39 Aug 15, 2010
La Sunshine wrote:
<quoted text>Great thread! I hope that your having a wonderful weekend!!
Thanks. You too!
Mikeala

Pittsburg, CA

#40 Aug 15, 2010
If a man wants to smell my panties, does that mean he wants to take me to coffee?
LEE ann

West Hartford, CT

#41 Aug 15, 2010
BECAUSE he really likes coffee? As many of you already said it is a good way to get to know each other.. some times that coffee leads to a lunch and from there who knows, a 100 years of living and breathing with the same person, day in and day out..forever and ever....sunrise sunset for a 100 years.... til the end of time and maybe even longer.. JUST BECAUSE you went for coffee.. just one cup will do it....

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#42 Aug 15, 2010
Mikeala wrote:
If a man wants to smell my panties, does that mean he wants to take me to coffee?
I think that would depend on the condition of your panties.

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#43 Aug 15, 2010
Mikeala wrote:
If a man wants to smell my panties, does that mean he wants to take me to coffee?
That depends ... were you wearing them?

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