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“Never forget you”

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#41
Nov 24, 2012
 
NeverMissed wrote:
I was wondering how a smaller framed female with large breasts could hold an adult male tight enough and ling enough to nearly kill him.
Poor little guy. That should teach hum a thing of two about full figured women.
Depends on the size of the man.
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Nov 24, 2012
 

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youtube.com/watch... …I not dying but death is never a great moment its only saddness...

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#43
Nov 25, 2012
 
Sublime1 wrote:
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Looks like those DDs are to die for.
What a "pleasurable" way to go!

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#44
Nov 25, 2012
 
I just read a story of someone who was erotically roasted over a fire
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#45
Nov 25, 2012
 
Wow, such an alibi she would have had.
Your partner is going to murder you at least this way the craziness is considerate. His next girlfriend will be an Acup.

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#46
Nov 25, 2012
 
crazy idea wrote:
<quoted text> will the evidence be displayed in court?
Ladies and "especially" gentlemen of the Jury, I'd like to direct your attention to said weapons in the alleged crime.... do you honestly think without a shadow of a doubt those soft, proud beautiful Puppies could actually commit murder ?

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#47
Nov 25, 2012
 
zaudie5 wrote:
Seems to me I saw the same porn flick.
I know it its about the house mate that slept with the father and the son and she killed the wife and frozed the body for days.
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Nov 26, 2012
 
SLY WEST wrote:
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Ladies and "especially" gentlemen of the Jury, I'd like to direct your attention to said weapons in the alleged crime.... do you honestly think without a shadow of a doubt those soft, proud beautiful Puppies could actually commit murder ?
Your honor, the jury would like to sample the weapons if we may......

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#49
Nov 26, 2012
 
You mean you would like to check the weapons out.Please approach each jury with the weapons..{all male jury}
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Nov 26, 2012
 

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T2umelo wrote:
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I know it its about the house mate that slept with the father and the son and she killed the wife and frozed the body for days.
Are you one of them thug gang bangers ?

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Nov 30, 2012
 
smoothboi wrote:
I just read a story of someone who was erotically roasted over a fire
Hot dog!

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