"I wanted to make your death as pleas...

"I wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible":...

There are 51 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Nov 23, 2012, titled "I wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible":.... In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

Franziska Hansen, 33, is reportedly charged with "attempted murder with a weapon" after her lawyer boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him while pretending it was a sex game Franziska Hansen, 33, is reportedly charged with "attempted murder with a weapon" after her lawyer boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him while pretending it was a sex ... (more)

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Old man river

San Diego, CA

#21 Nov 23, 2012
"attempted murder with a weapon"
Shouldn't that be weapon's? Never mind. I get it...... double barreled blunt objects.
Shell Long

Huntington, NY

#22 Nov 23, 2012
I believe in an eye for an eye!!!

She should be choked, close to death, by a mans huge cork!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#23 Nov 23, 2012
... she said, after making his daily life as miserable as possible...

“My latest victim”

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#24 Nov 23, 2012
STEPHMAR wrote:
<quoted text>I tend to assume that her DD are fake. My C [almost D]are real;I grew them myself. Her type of breasts,in my opinion, demean the rest of us. Just another A-hole. Don't give her any mind.
Um, she tried to kill a man using her body and they charge with attempted murder with a weapon ... the weapons being her breasts.

It was a play on words.

“My latest victim”

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#25 Nov 23, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
If you're gonna die, might as well die doing what you love, right?
No. I want to die doing something I hate.

Don't kill me off while I'm living life.
;)
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#26 Nov 23, 2012
I'm thinking, I'm thinking!!!

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

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Kenya, E.Africa.

#27 Nov 23, 2012
Sick world we live in. And this is why single people live longer :(

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Salmon Arm, Canada

#28 Nov 24, 2012
Mind as well just sit on his face,not much of a difference proportion wise.

“I looked, and behold,”

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#29 Nov 24, 2012
NeverMissed wrote:
<quoted text>Um, she tried to kill a man using her body and they charge with attempted murder with a weapon ... the weapons being her breasts.

It was a play on words.
Looks like those DDs are to die for.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#30 Nov 24, 2012
Donkey Estonkey wrote:
I'm thinking, I'm thinking!!!
Classic Jack Benny!

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#31 Nov 24, 2012
profiler wrote:
<quoted text> You look like a trouble making gang banger son.Thugs like you belong behind bars where you's all belong ya hear?
We don't know what you look like, but you sound like a piece of racist human waste. Ya hear?

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#32 Nov 24, 2012
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Body of Evidence"....which incidently is the title of an old Madonna flick, she wasn't using her breast tho', she was going for the old reliable heart attack death!!
crazy idea

Memphis, TN

#33 Nov 24, 2012
SLY WEST wrote:
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Body of Evidence"....which incidently is the title of an old Madonna flick, she wasn't using her breast tho', she was going for the old reliable heart attack death!!
will the evidence be displayed in court?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#34 Nov 24, 2012
I opened the door, and there she stood with a pair of 44s. And then she pulled out a gun.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#35 Nov 24, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
I opened the door, and there she stood with a pair of 44s. And then she pulled out a gun.
Hmmm, nice knockers!

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#36 Nov 24, 2012
STEPHMAR wrote:
<quoted text>I tend to assume that her DD are fake. My C [almost D]are real;I grew them myself. Her type of breasts,in my opinion, demean the rest of us. Just another A-hole. Don't give her any mind.
My DD are REAL...
Death Depart..can we say?

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#37 Nov 24, 2012
Sorry guys. It's not what you imagined. Other news depicts her as being big all over.

http://www.radikal.com.tr/Radikal.aspx...

“My latest victim”

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#38 Nov 24, 2012
I was wondering how a smaller framed female with large breasts could hold an adult male tight enough and ling enough to nearly kill him.

Poor little guy. That should teach hum a thing of two about full figured women.
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#39 Nov 24, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Classic Jack Benny!
Good catch Clem...

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#40 Nov 24, 2012
Nevermind. She weighs 126 lbs and he weighs 182 lbs.

The prior news sketch is also wrong.

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