Philosophical One-Liners?

Philosophical One-Liners?

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“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#1 Dec 20, 2008
You know, like "Everybody want heaven, nobody want dead."

My fav: Never cough into a full ashtray.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

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If Not, Why Not!!!

#2 Dec 20, 2008
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

“I call 'em as I see 'em!”

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& I don't suffer fools gladly

#3 Dec 20, 2008
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop
Clean Slate

Coxsackie, NY

#4 Dec 20, 2008
Blind people never skydive- it scares the sh!t out of their dogs...

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#5 Dec 20, 2008
A bear never popes in the woods and a pope never bears it to ...well..I guess I'll just stop right there..sorry..
:o

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#6 Dec 20, 2008
Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with brown finger

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#7 Dec 20, 2008
have you lived here all of your life/ " NOT YET"

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#8 Dec 20, 2008
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

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If Not, Why Not!!!

#9 Dec 20, 2008
No matter where you go........there you are.

1852

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Formerly From Kenya

#10 Dec 20, 2008
Never shower with a porcupine...

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#11 Dec 20, 2008
justaguess wrote:
Never shower with a porcupine...
why?

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#12 Dec 20, 2008
The blind man sees all when his eyes are closed

Since: Oct 08

Salisbury, NC

#13 Dec 20, 2008
Nothing changes if nothing changes

Since: Oct 08

Salisbury, NC

#14 Dec 20, 2008
You cant rationalize with an irrational person

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#16 Dec 20, 2008
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
why?
LOL...well, Tally, since ya put me to task..I guess the only real reason would be that they don't make very good loofahs...on the other hand they are great to sleep with..nothing like snugglin' under a nice warm quill on a cold winter night..
:)
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#17 Dec 20, 2008
I drink to make other people interesting.

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#18 Dec 20, 2008
justaguess wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL...well, Tally, since ya put me to task..I guess the only real reason would be that they don't make very good loofahs...on the other hand they are great to sleep with..nothing like snugglin' under a nice warm quill on a cold winter night..
:)
well I don't know about you ... but where do you think i keep my soap , so that it doesn't slip
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#19 Dec 20, 2008
Avarice is the sphincter of the heart!
hey

United States

#20 Dec 20, 2008
' don't count your chickens...'
hey

United States

#21 Dec 20, 2008
"They are like unto children, and love to hear tales."

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