Man Sitting In Church Bursts into Flames

Man Sitting In Church Bursts into Flames

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Ernest

New York, NY

#1 Jul 2, 2006
"In Tennessee, last Sunday a gentleman sitting in the second row at Saint Bartholomew church, the oldest Baptist church in east Tennessee, burst into flames and shot
out the window in a ball of fire -- it served him right, he was eating M&Ms."m (more at link)

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moonstone

Mahone Bay, Canada

#2 Jul 4, 2006
That will teach the man to attend church.....

“Just the facts maam”

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Earth

#3 Sep 19, 2013
Satan was runnin all through him.

“Just the facts maam”

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Earth

#4 Sep 19, 2013
He did run hot and cold.

“Just the facts maam”

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Earth

#5 Sep 19, 2013
Practicing for the next Fantastic Four movie.

“Just the facts maam”

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Earth

#6 Sep 19, 2013
A real Fire and not so much Brimstone Baptist.

“Just the facts maam”

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Earth

#7 Sep 19, 2013
Maybe he was a Kansas fan.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#8 Sep 20, 2013
Some married guys have all the luck........

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#9 Sep 20, 2013
"Excuse me sir, do you have a light?"

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#10 Sep 20, 2013
Choir Lady: "Serves him right....That guy always thought that he was so hot."

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#11 Sep 20, 2013
Great balls of fire! The Lord is come.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#12 Sep 20, 2013
One of the reasons I don't like going to church; the spontaneous combustion.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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USA

#13 Sep 20, 2013
Holy Hell......

The Lord giveth and he taketh away....

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#14 Sep 20, 2013
Quick!!!! Douse him with Holy water!!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#15 Sep 20, 2013
The last time I was at church I felt like this was starting to happen to me, and I was really really scared. Turns out it was just my hemorrhoids flaring up.

8-|

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Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#16 Sep 20, 2013
Pew! What's that I smell?

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Homefries

#17 Sep 20, 2013
"Lord show me a sign!!!!!""

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“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#18 Sep 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
The last time I was at church I felt like this was starting to happen to me, and I was really really scared. Turns out it was just my hemorrhoids flaring up.
8-|
Sound like you could use some Preparation H that has been blessed by a priest. Lol.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#19 Sep 20, 2013
Hey, the last time I stepped into a church, it burst into flames!

It can and does happen. I'm just sayin...

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