“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#67 Feb 19, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
Funky teeth.
Teeth that look like a mouth full of baked beans.

Teeth that haven't been brushed in so long they look like slabs of butter that have been colored around the edges with cheetos.


Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#68 Feb 19, 2013
NEVER washing a single dish AFTER ten years of marriage!!
hands down

Bend, OR

#69 Feb 19, 2013
someone who uses ANY kind of tobacco products. even if they've quit, they get sent back. i don't have time for filthy addicts.

“Why not”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09


#70 Feb 19, 2013
Chick it is time to trade in for a working model

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#71 Feb 19, 2013

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#72 Feb 19, 2013
Chicks who have Adam's apples.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#73 Feb 19, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
Chicks who have Adam's apples.
Or a voice like the Allstate insurance guy.

Level 2

Since: Jan 12

Modesto, CA

#74 Feb 19, 2013
1.Has an Std
2.Slept with a family member
3. Has children, each of them from a different mother
4. Makes half of what i do or not even close to what i make.
5. Cant speak english or spanish.
6. Has hair longer than i do.
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#75 Feb 19, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Or a voice like the Allstate insurance guy.

I resemble that remark!!!!

The Paisan

Medford, NY

#76 Feb 19, 2013
When you can see cottage cheese through their stretch pants.

Natchitoches, LA

#77 Feb 19, 2013
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#78 Feb 19, 2013
When she has a mustache.

Since: Feb 13


#79 Feb 19, 2013
She wears pygamas to go the shop

Medford, NY

#80 Feb 19, 2013
Wears a Burkha.
Jacques Tootite

Medford, NY

#81 Feb 19, 2013
Hairy armpits.
Iron Worker

Medford, NY

#82 Feb 19, 2013
She wears panties that are larger than your underwear.

Since: Feb 13


#83 Feb 19, 2013
Her lady garden is as unkempt as Santa's beard

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#84 Feb 19, 2013
Doesn't like children
Doesn't like animals
Doesn't like Christmas
Lies about everything
Can't keep his d!ck in his pants

Heck! I just described my Ex!

“Pillars of Creation....”

Level 4

Since: Jan 11

Into this world we're thrown

#85 Feb 19, 2013
Anyone that needs drama..........Stay away please............

San Diego, CA

#86 Feb 19, 2013
Fugliness wrote:
Wears a Burkha.
Would you consider a hijab -(w/teeth)

2013 Obscure Holidays:

- February first
hijab awareness day

- March sixth
dentist day

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