Top Deal Breakers in Relationships
Level 1

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#538 May 31, 2013
smells bad
has dirty feet
drinks too much
drama queen/bi+ch
eats boogers
Colorado Chick

Minneapolis, MN

#539 May 31, 2013
If they don't Crap in their pants Like I do .... it's a deal breaker

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Been There,Done That,Now What?

#540 Jun 1, 2013
Unfaithfulness

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#541 Jun 1, 2013
A friend of mine had a husband that ate his boogers . No one believed this so she hide while he wasn't aware and filmed him eating his boogers . We ( her girlfriends ) laughed so hard we about peed on ourselves .

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#542 Jun 1, 2013
They are divorced now

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#543 Jun 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
A friend of mine had a husband that ate his boogers . No one believed this so she hide while he wasn't aware and filmed him eating his boogers . We ( her girlfriends ) laughed so hard we about peed on ourselves .
Knew a guy in school that did that. Was he from Louisiana by chance? LoL.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#544 Jun 1, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>Knew a guy in school that did that. Was he from Louisiana by chance? LoL.
No I am from there , but I don't eat my boogers . Lol . He's from Miami .

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#545 Jun 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
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No I am from there , but I don't eat my boogers . Lol . He's from Miami .
I don't know if its comforting or disturbing to know there are multiple people out there that crave boogers.

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#546 Jun 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
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No I am from there , but I don't eat my boogers.
I should hope not! LoL.

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#547 Jun 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
They are divorced now
Did she get half the buggers in the settlement:)
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#548 Jun 1, 2013
What about that crazy astronaut lady that was wearing diapers so she didn't have to stop and use the restroom, she was stalking a co-worker or something.
I bet if it wasn't for the diaper thing, he would of totally loved her, lmao.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#549 Jun 1, 2013
... hey is that a clam ... no it's snot ...

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#550 Jun 1, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>I don't know if its comforting or disturbing to know there are multiple people out there that crave boogers.
I deeply believe they can break their booger eating habits if they go through the 12 step program at :
Booger Eating Anonymous

Lol .... Denny Craig !!!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#551 Jun 1, 2013
run me a bath after work, check, rub my shoulders, check, do my feet, check, f%cj me when I make the first move, check,,,, um.........cook , clean and look after me?? check!!

f*%k I am running outta things.....

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#552 Jun 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
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I deeply believe they can break their booger eating habits if they go through the 12 step program at :
Booger Eating Anonymous
Lol .... Denny Craig !!!
I swear, I have never been with anyone that did that........ so gross.........

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#553 Jun 1, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
run me a bath after work, check, rub my shoulders, check, do my feet, check, f%cj me when I make the first move, check,,,, um.........cook , clean and look after me?? check!!
f*%k I am running outta things.....
Honey, let's be serious--does a guy like that really exist? If he did, then I'd turn gay just for the luxury! LOL!(But I would cook for you, and f%cj you!) Problem is---I'D make the first move! LOL!(Muah!) Have a good weekend my Sweets!

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#554 Jun 1, 2013
LIARS.

period.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#555 Jun 1, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
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I don't know if its comforting or disturbing to know there are multiple people out there that crave boogers.
hey quit making us Louisianans look like backwards hillbillies lol...but as a teacher & seeing SO many kids with runny hoses, I have often pondered just why God placed the mouth directly under nose...think about it... hehe

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#556 Jun 1, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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I swear, I have never been with anyone that did that........ so gross.........
ya never know, he might be a closet booger connoisseur lmao

as to not embarrass kids, I have had to say, "Johnny, please don't put your fingers in your mouth." They knew I knew. They knew I knew that they knew I knew, and it worked for a time then back to it."
Level 1

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#557 Jun 1, 2013
big godzilla toenails
bad breath
armpit hair
liars!
mustache, beard (on a woman)
racist
big giant rough hairy ariolas
too many babies
libtard obama lover

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