Top Deal Breakers in Relationships

[Old Sam]

truthisjust wrote:

1. serving prison term
2.lives in his mothers basement
3.Drives to and from work with a beer in his hand
4.Does not own a vehicle
5.Chews tobacco and carrys spit cup
6. Hits on my sister
7.Hits on my mother

...wow...tough crowd.....that sounds like the lady down the street...

[reebie]

Old Sam wrote:

<quoted text>
....she don't like Kroger fartz either......

I know...
I forgive you for sleeping with my mamma and farting in Kroger..
xoxo

[arctic]

truthisjust wrote:

1. serving prison term
2.lives in his mothers basement
3.Drives to and from work with a beer in his hand
4.Does not own a vehicle
5.Chews tobacco and carrys spit cup
6. Hits on my sister
7.Hits on my mother

Perfect.

Just add:8 Scratches balls in public.
9 Picks nose at stop light.
10 Goes to the Pink Palace after work.

[arctic]

Pink Palace: Tackiest "bar" in the
area where every Lot Lizard, crack
head, HIV positive skank hangs out
looking for idiot truckers to infect.

[Naturally Wired]

Must not be naughtyrobot's sister.

[truthisjust]

arctic wrote:

Pink Palace: Tackiest "bar" in the
area where every Lot Lizard, crack
head, HIV positive skank hangs out
looking for idiot truckers to infect.

I have passed the pink palace a few times. Always wondered what it was!

[Denny CranesPlace]

arctic wrote:

<quoted text>
Perfect.
Just add:8 Scratches balls in public.
9 Picks nose at stop light.
10 Goes to the Pink Palace after work.

What is wrong with the Pink Palace :) The girls there work under all kinds of people in lots of different positions :)

[truthisjust]

Denny CranesPlace wrote:

<quoted text>What is wrong with the Pink Palace :) The girls there work under all kinds of people in lots of different positions :)

Sounds like it!!

[victoria1]

His idea of fine dining is The Olive Garden

His radio is permanently stuck on a C&W station

Premature ejaculation

[The Paisan]

Ehhhh!!!

Whatsa wrong wit thu Olive Garden!!!???

[The Paisan]

Insincerity.
Negative attitude.
Doesn't like animals.
Won't lend a hand or hold a door for someone.
Speaks loudly in public.
Selfishness.
Watches reality TV.
Obliviousness....yeah, that's a big one for me. Not knowing what's going on around them.

[Ferrerman]

Denny CranesPlace wrote:

<quoted text>What is wrong with the Pink Palace :)

You leave Mrs Crane's lady parts out of this!!

[victoria1]

The Paisan wrote:

Ehhhh!!!
Whatsa wrong wit thu Olive Garden!!!???

You know the problem with Italian food, 3 days later you're hungry again.

[victoria1]

Should have added voted for Mitt Romney, that's definitely a deal breaker.

[arctic]

Denny CranesPlace wrote:

<quoted text>What is wrong with the Pink Palace :) The girls there work under all kinds of people in lots of different positions :)

LOL

Oh lord....ain't that the truth?

[victoria1]

Favorite show is Duck Dynasty, you won't even get a first date.

[arctic]

victoria1 wrote:

His idea of fine dining is The Olive Garden
His radio is permanently stuck on a C&W station
Premature ejaculation

No C&W....that's just wrong!

[Colorado Chick]

The"ME"..thingy..NEV ER..WHAT ABOUT YOU?? They rattle on ABOUT their issues, problems and WHAT they desire.. HELL NO...Nope.. NO WAY..DUDE!!

[Joey Bagadonuts]

The Paisan wrote:

Ehhhh!!!
Whatsa wrong wit thu Olive Garden!!!???

Deys no fork ona table! I wanna fork on de table!

[Ferrerman]

Are all my trolls in a meeting?#33 ain't gonna icon itself!