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“What is todays "scandal"?”

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The Repubs in charge again?...

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yea, it makes him cry every time...hes a softy...
the dawgs join in....
...i won't deny it...'specially if bagpipes are playin' in the background....

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... you got the wind for one ...

“n stuff..”

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Old Sam wrote:
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...i won't deny it...'specially if bagpipes are playin' in the background....
I knew it Sammy! you love it when I sing...!!
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reebie wrote:
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I knew it Sammy! you love it when I sing...!!
xo
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... well he's down at the shore tryin to play an octopus now ...

“It's A New Dawn”

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#354
Feb 25, 2013
 
He UPGRADES HIS...Electronic Gadgets.... BUT NEVER YOURS!!

“What is todays "scandal"?”

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...she's a little particular about her 'electronics'....

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... the face and neck massager ????

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...yeah...that one, too.....

“Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? ”

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reebie wrote:
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I knew it Sammy! you love it when I sing...!!
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when I sing, he turns on the radio...

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He gets up when the alarm goes off...BUT presses the SNOOZE button for me...LATE FOR WORK..AGAIN!!

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FORGETS to PAY the ELECTRIC BILL..the NIGHT of ALL NIGHTS..YOUR boss ACCEPTS your dinner invitation!!... Somebody's gonna me in the Doghouse fer sure!!

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Colorado Chick wrote:
FORGETS to PAY the ELECTRIC BILL..the NIGHT of ALL NIGHTS..YOUR boss ACCEPTS your dinner invitation!!... Somebody's gonna me in the Doghouse fer sure!!
Hey MissCC, if the dog doesn,t mind, go for it!

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If your significant other spits instead of swallows...their tobacco (get your minds out of the gutter lol).

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EP_Tink wrote:
It's all fun and games 'till someone bites your balls off.
Mine is detachable, I keep it locked up in a vault, just in case.
Hmmm

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<quoted text>It's all fun and games 'till someone bites your balls off.
Mine is detachable, I keep it locked up in a vault, just in case.
If you upgrade to titanium you should be safe!!!
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Women that don't like me.
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Getting fat

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Being overtly focused in finding fault.

If your partner is constantly criticizing or pointing out what they perceive as flaws; then that person made a bad choice in choosing you for a partner.

Time to let them go find someone else that suits their idea of the ideal.

Then you can sit back and lol when the creep comes crawling back asking for another chance to ruin your self esteem and joy.

Relish the pleasurable taste and feel of the word no in reply to this latest offer.

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Wolf Whistles to Chicks who are fast food car hops...WHILE you are sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!

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Colorado Chick wrote:
Wolf Whistles to Chicks who are fast food car hops...WHILE you are sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!
Try joining whistling and see what happens. Make comments out loud when other guys walk by like, "Nice package!" or "I'de like to ride that all the way to Mexico!"

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