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“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#369 Feb 26, 2013
Wolf Whistles to Chicks who are fast food car hops...WHILE you are sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#370 Feb 27, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Wolf Whistles to Chicks who are fast food car hops...WHILE you are sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!
Try joining whistling and see what happens. Make comments out loud when other guys walk by like, "Nice package!" or "I'de like to ride that all the way to Mexico!"
Krypteia

Edinburgh, UK

#371 Feb 27, 2013
I found a note stuck on my door from my absolutely stunning blonde neighbour today,it said "I want you to come round tonight and feck me stupid"I was really tempted but she can piss off,nobody calls me stupid and then asks for a favour
Frank Senbeens

Huntington, NY

#372 Feb 27, 2013
Toenail fungus.....unless she has a big chest.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#373 Feb 27, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
I found a note stuck on my door from my absolutely stunning blonde neighbour today,it said "I want you to come round tonight and feck me stupid"I was really tempted but she can piss off,nobody calls me stupid and then asks for a favour
... you shoulda done just enough to make her feel stupid ...

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#374 Feb 27, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... you shoulda done just enough to make her feel stupid ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#375 Feb 27, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =6MT3CihStFQXX
... and thats all i have to say bout that ...

“Watch your character”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

It becomes your destiny

#376 Feb 27, 2013
If his name is Bruno, that's the Yankee version of Bubba.

lol

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#377 Feb 27, 2013
More than 2 convictions for prostitution. I mean, we all make mistakes, but getting caught twice, C'mon!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#378 Feb 27, 2013
If I'm searching porn videos and see her with Ray J.
(Wait a minute, I don't search porn videos. lol)

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#379 Feb 27, 2013
when you catch him in your bathroom with your knickers on his head.....

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#380 Feb 27, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
when you catch him in your bathroom with your knickers on his head.....
I said I wasn't sorry.
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#381 Feb 27, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
when you catch him in your bathroom with your knickers on his head.....
But but but, you were still in them!!!!

;-)

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#382 Feb 27, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I said I wasn't sorry.
lol.... well.... I said i'd forgiven you.... but then I caught you with your own on your head!!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#383 Feb 27, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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But but but, you were still in them!!!!
;-)
I was not!!

I always knew you were the sneaky pantie sniffing kind....

any anyway..... I don't live in the hamper... lol

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#384 Feb 27, 2013
Lack of communication.. via texting, calling..or CONVERSING at the kitchen table, sitting next to ya on the Loveseat or driving in the call...GOT YOURSELF ON..WHAT..MUTE??
Krypteia

Cannock, UK

#385 Feb 28, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
when you catch him in your bathroom with your knickers on his head.....
What if they're crotchless knickers,then he would like like a right "c&nt".

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#386 Mar 1, 2013
MAKING me prance around in his MAMA'S apron, offering him a bite of cookies...DUDE,..IS STILL TIED TO HIS MOTHER'S APRON STRINGS!!
Airheads

Huntington, NY

#387 Mar 1, 2013
When she starts a sentence with "like, uhmmmmm....."
Cindy

Union City, TN

#388 Mar 1, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
I found a note stuck on my door from my absolutely stunning blonde neighbour today,it said "I want you to come round tonight and feck me stupid"I was really tempted but she can piss off,nobody calls me stupid and then asks for a favour
I don't think she was calling You stupid.
uum .. she didn't use a comma, did she?
if no it was the same as *feck my brains out*..
you should clarify if she's hot .. especially if she never gave you reason to think she thought you were *stupid* before you got this note .. silly.

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