Top Deal Breakers in Relationships
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#308 Feb 24, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...Momma always told me to never waste time with slow horses, fast women or whisky...
so you lost your ass on the horses, your woman took you to the cleaners. and the whiskey gets you through the nite..
not a bad gig....

:)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#309 Feb 24, 2013
reebie wrote:
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so you lost your ass on the horses, your woman took you to the cleaners. and the whiskey gets you through the nite..
not a bad gig....
:)
Bingo!...a cigar for the Lady...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#310 Feb 24, 2013
reebie wrote:
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so you lost your ass on the horses, your woman took you to the cleaners. and the whiskey gets you through the nite..
not a bad gig....
:)
... sounds like a country and western song ...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#311 Feb 24, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... sounds like a country and western song ...
...everything turns out ok when played backwards...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#312 Feb 25, 2013
Cannibalism.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#313 Feb 25, 2013
She kept trying to pull off my parts to fix up her old Datsun. Painful, plus the parts are not compatible, I know, I tried already.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#314 Feb 25, 2013
Recycling. This other girl worked at the recycling center, she kept trying to put me on the conveyor belt and put me in the crusher. But she was great in bed...
Prima Donna

Medford, NY

#315 Feb 25, 2013
When she acts like she's "entitled" to whatever it is........
Not into necro

Rochester, NY

#316 Feb 25, 2013
Sex only every couple of months, and when it happens, it is like laying with/raping a dead body. That is not going to last. That turns a good guy away, even if you have kids together.

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

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#317 Feb 25, 2013
Cheating kind of puts a crimp in things.
Arrogant

Akron, OH

#318 Feb 25, 2013
Catching an STD from your freakin girlfriend. Aint enough love in the world.
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#319 Feb 25, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...everything turns out ok when played backwards...
Thats soooo Satanic man....
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#320 Feb 25, 2013
Not into necro wrote:
Sex only every couple of months, and when it happens, it is like laying with/raping a dead body. That is not going to last. That turns a good guy away, even if you have kids together.
Note to self,

1.) put out every 47 days

2.) Blink eyes while putting out

3.) dont have kids...
Arrogant

Akron, OH

#321 Feb 25, 2013
No sex in a relationship is a definetive deal breaker, she gotta go. Way too many women in the world to not be gettin any from your woman.
Chester the Mole

Rochester, NY

#322 Feb 25, 2013
Turning 16?(I know, that is really tasteless, enjoy!)
Krypteia

Edinburgh, UK

#323 Feb 25, 2013
Sending the wife a text saying" I'm having one more pint with my mates,if I'm not home in 20 minutes read this text again."

Level 6

Since: Jun 09

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#324 Feb 25, 2013
I gotta think fleas would make the list somewhere.
Arrogant

Akron, OH

#325 Feb 25, 2013
Your woman says " Its either me or your XBOX 360."
Im like sorry baby i aint givin up the XBOX, have a nice life.

Level 1

Since: Jun 12

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#326 Feb 25, 2013
One of them being a girl.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#327 Feb 25, 2013
Arrogant wrote:
Catching an STD from your freakin girlfriend. Aint enough love in the world.
She was just practicing, so she could please you better?

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