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“n stuff..”

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Feb 24, 2013
 

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...Momma always told me to never waste time with slow horses, fast women or whisky...
so you lost your ass on the horses, your woman took you to the cleaners. and the whiskey gets you through the nite..
not a bad gig....

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reebie wrote:
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so you lost your ass on the horses, your woman took you to the cleaners. and the whiskey gets you through the nite..
not a bad gig....
:)
Bingo!...a cigar for the Lady...

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AND THE LIVIN IS EAZY

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reebie wrote:
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so you lost your ass on the horses, your woman took you to the cleaners. and the whiskey gets you through the nite..
not a bad gig....
:)
... sounds like a country and western song ...

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Feb 24, 2013
 

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... sounds like a country and western song ...
...everything turns out ok when played backwards...

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Cannibalism.

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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She kept trying to pull off my parts to fix up her old Datsun. Painful, plus the parts are not compatible, I know, I tried already.

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Recycling. This other girl worked at the recycling center, she kept trying to put me on the conveyor belt and put me in the crusher. But she was great in bed...
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Feb 25, 2013
 

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When she acts like she's "entitled" to whatever it is........
Not into necro

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Sex only every couple of months, and when it happens, it is like laying with/raping a dead body. That is not going to last. That turns a good guy away, even if you have kids together.

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Cheating kind of puts a crimp in things.
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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Catching an STD from your freakin girlfriend. Aint enough love in the world.

“n stuff..”

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...everything turns out ok when played backwards...
Thats soooo Satanic man....

“n stuff..”

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Not into necro wrote:
Sex only every couple of months, and when it happens, it is like laying with/raping a dead body. That is not going to last. That turns a good guy away, even if you have kids together.
Note to self,

1.) put out every 47 days

2.) Blink eyes while putting out

3.) dont have kids...
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Feb 25, 2013
 

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No sex in a relationship is a definetive deal breaker, she gotta go. Way too many women in the world to not be gettin any from your woman.
Chester the Mole

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#322
Feb 25, 2013
 
Turning 16?(I know, that is really tasteless, enjoy!)
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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Sending the wife a text saying" I'm having one more pint with my mates,if I'm not home in 20 minutes read this text again."
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Feb 25, 2013
 

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I gotta think fleas would make the list somewhere.
Arrogant

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#325
Feb 25, 2013
 
Your woman says " Its either me or your XBOX 360."
Im like sorry baby i aint givin up the XBOX, have a nice life.

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One of them being a girl.

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Arrogant wrote:
Catching an STD from your freakin girlfriend. Aint enough love in the world.
She was just practicing, so she could please you better?

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