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“Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? ”

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Feb 22, 2013
 

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Hmmm wrote:
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I have sang bass in the choir,,
I'm sure you have a sweet voice, but your significant other or your children would be a better judge of that,,,,LOL
sounds good enough for me!!!

HE loves my voice, but she hates it, specially first thing in the morning...I just hate her grouchy mood first thing in the morning...

“n stuff..”

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Feb 22, 2013
 

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Hippichick wrote:
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Mud, baby, mud! Dust, grime and grease! That should hold you over for awhile!
Hi ya Reebs!
lmao! I feel all violated n stuff..
thanks :) xo
lolol
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just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>or too much cologne...(cough cough)

gold chains!!!(giggle)
Gold grill on front teeth! Eww
Ron Duguay

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#248
Feb 22, 2013
 
Colostomy bag.

“n stuff..”

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just_ola wrote:
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GM Reebie!
I gave him YOUR address lol prepare to get your lady parts pounded hard & your n!pples licked...the sparks just weren't there for me =)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!!

NO WAY!!

so was that a RW offer or a cyber pounding?
lord mamma lives a sheltered life!

“n stuff..”

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PFfff wrote:
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nooo - that "gift" i can do without. lol
my ol mans farts dont exactly smell good... lol
:O)
yea,, me toooooo,,, never got the entertainment from the fart masters...it leaves me cold....lol

“Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? ”

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reebie wrote:
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!!
NO WAY!!
so was that a RW offer or a cyber pounding?
lord mamma lives a sheltered life!
just popped up on PM this morning...never even saw him post before (guess he doesnt believe in the old dinner & movie first routine)...=)
Hmmm

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just_ola wrote:
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sounds good enough for me!!!
HE loves my voice, but she hates it, specially first thing in the morning...I just hate her grouchy mood first thing in the morning...
Yeah, from time to time the little ones need a "motivational seminar" ,,,,so to speak!!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#253
Feb 22, 2013
 
reebie wrote:
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yea,, me toooooo,,, never got the entertainment from the fart masters...it leaves me cold....lol
Fart masters? Sounds like a gold tournament for old guys! Hahahaha!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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GolF, Golf tournament!!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#255
Feb 22, 2013
 
just_ola wrote:
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just popped up on PM this morning...never even saw him post before (guess he doesnt believe in the old dinner & movie first routine)...=)
For real? I thought you were talking about Steven! OMG!

“Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? ”

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Hippichick wrote:
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For real? I thought you were talking about Steven! OMG!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO he's a gentleman...waitaminute...am I missing out on something!?!?!? lol

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Feb 22, 2013
 
stacked and proud wrote:
if he asked me to move in with him...... and his mother...!!
All that came to mind with that was live in maid. I'd so run the other way.

“Denny Crain”

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Mystical and Magical

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#258
Feb 22, 2013
 
Hippichick wrote:
GolF, Golf tournament!!
They get green jackets if they win :)

“n stuff..”

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Hippichick wrote:
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Fart masters? Sounds like a gold tournament for old guys! Hahahaha!
haha! it does doesnt it!!
olympic fart gold medalist is..........
half the fellas here are gonna be lininup to signup!!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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A man once said to me, "You act like you know everything". I replied, "That wasn't acting"!

“Yeah .....”

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I know a few posters like that

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#261
Feb 22, 2013
 
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>They get green jackets if they win :)
So they get the ugliest coat ever made.
You men amaze me, lol.

<j/k>

“n stuff..”

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just_ola wrote:
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just popped up on PM this morning...never even saw him post before (guess he doesnt believe in the old dinner & movie first routine)...=)
yea or kiss em before ya ____em

you just bring out the animal in a man OLA!! it can be a blessing or a curse..

:)

“Denny Crain”

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Feb 22, 2013
 
just_ola wrote:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO he's a gentleman...waitaminute...am I missing out on something!?!?!? lol
That is a possibility :)

“Back on a winning streak”

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Let me add one, MOUTHY fat fake blondes.

yeech.

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