Top Deal Breakers in Relationships

Top Deal Breakers in Relationships

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#1 Feb 18, 2013
What's your deal breaker in a relationship? They snore? They're sloppy? They smack their food? Give some good ones!

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#2 Feb 18, 2013
Finding out

-They're on the sex offender registry
-They're married
-They used to be the same sex as you
-They're a closet crack addict

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#3 Feb 18, 2013
They don't like it up the wrongun

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Greensburg, IN

#4 Feb 18, 2013
wrong'un-cricket term, same a gooly.
'i' think he meant something else though?
"Like there's a place for everything, and don't miss [the-place]. The next hole is not open for play.{golf}

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#5 Feb 18, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
The next hole is not open for play.{goats}
They're not talking about goats.
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#6 Feb 18, 2013
no one said dead yet?
OK
dead
slept with my mom, or dad...
that pretty much sums it up,
im not picky..
ooo! yea, one more.
farts in public...
yea, that narrows it down pretty slim... I know!

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#7 Feb 18, 2013
Walks with a bit of a run

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Right here under my thumb

#9 Feb 18, 2013
Great White Snark wrote:
Will the owner of the car with Indiana plates E I E I O, please report to it at once, your goat needs you.
Remind me to prop you tomorrow.

LMAO!!!

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Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#10 Feb 18, 2013
Great White Snark wrote:
Will the owner of the car with Indiana plates E I E I O, please report to it at once, your goat needs you.
All experienced opinion huh?

lol

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#11 Feb 18, 2013
If they're related to Geno or Slack.
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#13 Feb 18, 2013
Married; or having a kid with someone else.

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#14 Feb 18, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Finding out
-They're on the sex offender registry
-They're married
-They used to be the same sex as you
-They're a closet crack addict
Whoa. That is bad.lol.

“I care more about my character”

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...... then my reputation

#15 Feb 18, 2013
Great White Snark wrote:
You two always suck the life out of each fun thread.
Yeah .... you never do that.

“...listen....”

Since: Jun 08

...hear that grass growin'?...

#16 Feb 18, 2013
reebie wrote:
farts in public...
yea, that narrows it down pretty slim... I know!
...reebs......you've cut me to the quick......

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#17 Feb 18, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
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...reebs......you've cut me to the quick......
=[
sammy?!?!?!? did you sleep with my mamma????

“...listen....”

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...hear that grass growin'?...

#18 Feb 18, 2013
reebie wrote:
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sammy?!?!?!? did you sleep with my mamma????
....she don't like Kroger fartz either......

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#20 Feb 18, 2013
1. serving prison term
2.lives in his mothers basement
3.Drives to and from work with a beer in his hand
4.Does not own a vehicle
5.Chews tobacco and carrys spit cup
6. Hits on my sister
7.Hits on my mother

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Powellton WV

#21 Feb 18, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Finding out
-They're on the sex offender registry
-They're married
-They used to be the same sex as you
-They're a closet crack addict
Agree. LOL

Sex offenders, transvestites (or is that
trans gender?), and crack heads.

“...listen....”

Since: Jun 08

...hear that grass growin'?...

#22 Feb 18, 2013
truthisjust wrote:
1. serving prison term
2.lives in his mothers basement
3.Drives to and from work with a beer in his hand
4.Does not own a vehicle
5.Chews tobacco and carrys spit cup
6. Hits on my sister
7.Hits on my mother
...wow...tough crowd.....that sounds like the lady down the street...
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#23 Feb 18, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
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....she don't like Kroger fartz either......
I know...
I forgive you for sleeping with my mamma and farting in Kroger..
xoxo

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