Why don't fast food places do drug tests ?

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why dont fast food places

Norton, VA

#1 Nov 25, 2012
They hire almost any old druggie off the street to cook food for you. :(

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#3 Nov 25, 2012
why do you eat at them?

“Well hung millionaire”

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With wings

#4 Nov 25, 2012
Just cause he likes a little green don't mean he can't cook.

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#5 Nov 25, 2012
So liberals can get jobs too!

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for a hamburger today.

#6 Nov 25, 2012
With the large turnover in burger flippers, it would end up costing the employer more for drug tests then he would pay out in wages.

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#7 Nov 25, 2012
I still believe they baste the chicken McNuggets with their heroin syringes..

Do NOT order the sweet & sour...just sayin'

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#8 Nov 25, 2012
Probably should pass on the mayo too.

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And walk outa here!

#10 Nov 25, 2012
Hey! I think I'll put this question on the Stupid Things To Ponder thread.

Vee

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#11 Nov 25, 2012
If they made mandatory drug testing, they would have no one to hire.
wife of 10 years

Roselle, IL

#12 Nov 25, 2012
Walmart employees should be drug tested. Taxpayers should pay for this just like we pay for their healthcare and food stamps.

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#13 Nov 26, 2012
wife of 10 years wrote:
Walmart employees should be drug tested. Taxpayers should pay for this just like we pay for their healthcare and food stamps.
Walmart employees are drug tested.

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#14 Nov 26, 2012
So you want mandatory drug tests before you eat at Taco Bell?

Hmmm...not a bad idea - most are there with the munchies anyways.

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#15 Nov 27, 2012
So they don't DO things to the food? Burn the place down? Show up on time?
D Up

Chicago, IL

#16 Nov 27, 2012
I think it really doesn't blend in to the products they sell. But, imagine this: I'll take a Big Mac meal, and I'd also like a urinalysis.
Would you like to supersize that?
Paula Deans Insulin

Medford, NY

#17 Nov 27, 2012
If they did drug tests on the fast food we would never eat it!!!
Honest Abe

Chicago, IL

#18 Nov 27, 2012
Paula Deans Insulin wrote:
If they did drug tests on the fast food we would never eat it!!!
I would be more for booger or spit testing the food.

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