Turkeys become pets, not holiday meal

OK, so it isn't even close. According to the industry group National Turkey Federation, more than 46 million of the big birds will be served as Thanksgiving dinner this year.

[Uh Clem]

Not where I come from, they don't!

[Dr_Dirty]

Uh Clem wrote:

Not where I come from, they don't!

You must be from a red state, eh?

[crazy idea]

Dr_Dirty wrote:

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You must be from a red state, eh?

maybe the state of hunger

[Uh Clem]

The state of red meat and brown gravy!

[crazy idea]

Uh Clem wrote:

The state of red meat and brown gravy!

do you mean the state of white or dark meat?

[Lawrence Wolf]

crazy idea wrote:

<quoted text> do you mean the state of white or dark meat?

If you don't like turkey, stuff it!

[oldsugar]

How shall we stuff that bird ? LOL !

[Who]

Dr_Dirty wrote:

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You must be from a red state, eh?

Oh sorry Mr. Liberal hippy piece of shit, we're not as "enlightened" as you nutjobs.

Of course we're not as pale, malnourished, underweight, angry or vindictive either for that matter.

Go back to you commune hippy.

[skipper]

Who wrote:

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Oh sorry Mr. Liberal hippy piece of shit, we're not as "enlightened" as you nutjobs.
Of course we're not as pale, malnourished, underweight, angry or vindictive either for that matter.
Go back to you commune hippy.

My oh my

aren't you the snippy one.

[65007noogard]

Who wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh sorry Mr. Liberal hippy piece of shit, we're not as "enlightened" as you nutjobs.
Of course we're not as pale, malnourished, underweight, angry or vindictive either for that matter.
Go back to you commune hippy.

Dr. Dirty a liberal?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA. That's the funny thing I've read all week :0)

[65007noogard]

DOH! Funniest.

[Cool Hand Clem]

OuCh!

[Dr_Dirty]

Who wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh sorry Mr. Liberal hippy piece of shit, we're not as "enlightened" as you nutjobs.
Of course we're not as pale, malnourished, underweight, angry or vindictive either for that matter.
Go back to you commune hippy.

Them's fightin' words!
(rips off shirt, shuffles like Buster Keaton)

[justaguess]

Dr_Dirty wrote:

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Them's fightin' words!
(rips off shirt, shuffles like Buster Keaton)

You get em Dr D..'Who' does he think he is...use the ol windmill punch & then stuff your axe through the ceiling...!!!

[Dr_Dirty]

justaguess wrote:

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You get em Dr D..'Who' does he think he is...use the ol windmill punch & then stuff your axe through the ceiling...!!!

And a roundhouse! And a left! And a right! A left-right combo!

hahaha

[crazy idea]

Dr_Dirty wrote:

<quoted text>
Them's fightin' words!
(rips off shirt, shuffles like Buster Keaton)

buster keaton??? showing your age a little

[Chilli J]

Who wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh sorry Mr. Liberal hippy piece of shit, we're not as "enlightened" as you nutjobs.
Of course we're not as pale, malnourished, underweight, angry or vindictive either for that matter.
Go back to you commune hippy.

Oh look... Another gray box poster jumping into it with both feet, cluelessly, incorrectly assuming things about another poster here... I've never seen that happen before...:)

[Dr_Dirty]

crazy idea wrote:

<quoted text> buster keaton??? showing your age a little

HA! He's WAY before my time, but I learned a real appreciation for silent comedy from a drama teacher in 8th grade who introduced us to the art form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

[crazy idea]

Dr_Dirty wrote:

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HA! He's WAY before my time, but I learned a real appreciation for silent comedy from a drama teacher in 8th grade who introduced us to the art form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

can't plat youtube, company computer.

[Dr_Dirty]

crazy idea wrote:

<quoted text> can't plat youtube, company computer.

bummer!