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How do you get your mom to literally start and enjoy trampling you barefoot?

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TrampleGuy

Montréal, Canada

#1 Feb 22, 2012
How do you get your mom to literally start and enjoy trampling you barefoot if you are a 21 year old guy and she is 50?

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#2 Feb 22, 2012
TrampleGuy wrote:
How do you get your mom to literally start and enjoy trampling you barefoot if you are a 21 year old guy and she is 50?
You go back to square one...

here..I'll make it easy for ya...

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T5IF3I5...

“1943-2013”

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Since: Apr 07

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#3 Feb 22, 2012
TrampleGuy wrote:
How do you get your mom to literally start and enjoy trampling you barefoot if you are a 21 year old guy and she is 50?
Yep,yep,yep
I can hear your Daddy sayin what Buford T Justice said.

'''There is no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.'''

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#4 Feb 22, 2012
skipper wrote:
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Yep,yep,yep
I can hear your Daddy sayin what Buford T Justice said.
'''There is no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.'''
That was when he was in a high 'seed' pursuit....!!!!

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#5 Feb 22, 2012
Surprise her with a half gallon of Jim Beam and a dozen Hershey bars....
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#6 Jun 30, 2013
lay down on the hardwood floor wearing only a shirt, legs apart so your junk is laying on the floor, with a note between your thighs – arrow pointing at your stuff – and the note says "get barefoot and stomp here!"

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#7 Jul 7, 2013
Sybian Princess wrote:
lay down on the hardwood floor wearing only a shirt, legs apart so your junk is laying on the floor, with a note between your thighs – arrow pointing at your stuff – and the note says "get barefoot and stomp here!"
Best most helpful reply I'd seen yet! LOL :-) But seriously, if you don't already have that kind of relationship with your mom, where you're used to seeing each other naked (or at least her seeing you that way) and you can talk about such things, you're pretty much up against a brick wall. Unless you want to risk that look she might give you if you just came out and asked her to do it sometime! But hey you know what they say, nothing ventured nothing gained.

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