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Frantic Woman Calls Police, Fights Off Goats

There are 18 comments on the NBC Connecticut story from Sep 19, 2013, titled Frantic Woman Calls Police, Fights Off Goats. In it, NBC Connecticut reports that:

A woman in Fort Worth called 911 when two goats sneaked into her backyard and began munching on her plants.

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Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#1 Sep 19, 2013
-AHHH,,Billy goats,,,they're eating my patio furniture and the beer refrigerator,,,,PLEEEZE HELP....!!
-Mame,,please stay calm,,what are they doin now,?
-Well,,they ain't doin nothin now,cause I gave em a smmell of my thongs ,,and they seem to be paralized,,,,
Rugersixshot

Daphne, AL

#2 Sep 19, 2013
Gennifer Flowers, the woman who claimed to have had a years-long sexual relationship Bill Clinton, has said in a new interview that he told her his wife Hillary was bisexual.

Flowers told the Daily Mail that she wasn’t surprised about the rumors of an affair between Hillary Clinton and longtime aide Huma Abedin, the wife of ex-congressman and failed New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner.

“I don’t know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know,” Flowers said, according to the Daily Mail.
Gennifer Flowers, the woman who claimed to have had a years-long sexual relationship Bill Clinton, has said in a new interview that he told her his wife Hillary was bisexual.

Flowers told the Daily Mail that she wasn’t surprised about the rumors of an affair between Hillary Clinton and longtime aide Huma Abedin, the wife of ex-congressman and failed New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner.

“I don’t know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know,” Flowers said, according to the Daily Mail.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#3 Sep 19, 2013
They claimed she was asking for it...
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#4 Sep 20, 2013
Wha happen to the goats,,?

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#5 Sep 20, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
Wha happen to the goats,,?
She must have killed them and ate them..:)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#6 Sep 20, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
Wha happen to the goats,,?
Dinner.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#7 Sep 20, 2013
The horny old goats tried to eat her bush.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8 Sep 20, 2013
Hahaha they look like mine.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9 Sep 20, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
Hahaha they look like mine.
Uh.....were you responding to NaughtyRobot?

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“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10 Sep 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Uh.....were you responding to NaughtyRobot?
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HAHAHAHAHA
no, hahahahaha I was saying the goats, hahahahahah, in the video are the same breed as mine, you make me laugh DILF!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#11 Sep 20, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>HAHAHAHAHA
no, hahahahaha I was saying the goats, hahahahahah, in the video are the same breed as mine, you make me laugh DILF!
8-)

That's my job!!!

Have a great weekend!

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Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#12 Sep 23, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>HAHAHAHAHA
no, hahahahaha I was saying the goats, hahahahahah, in the video are the same breed as mine, you make me laugh DILF!
Just to be sure, I should take a look.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#13 Sep 23, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Just to be sure, I should take a look.
You are sick and perverted!!!!!

....keep up the good work!!

;-)

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#14 Sep 24, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Just to be sure, I should take a look.
:D lol

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#15 Sep 24, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Just to be sure, I should take a look.
Lemme know if a second opinion is warranted....

;-)

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Since: Oct 08

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#16 Sep 24, 2013
Did the goats belong to African Shadows?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#17 Sep 24, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
Did the goats belong to African Shadows?
I dunno, did they have enlarged prostates?

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#18 Sep 25, 2013
I can't believe she called the police over this... to protect and serve garden plants
I hope they told her to keep some duct tape to hand in case this happens again in the future

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