Frantic Woman Calls Police, Fights Off Goats

Sep 19, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: NBC Connecticut

A woman in Fort Worth called 911 when two goats sneaked into her backyard and began munching on her plants.

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Parden Pard

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-AHHH,,Billy goats,,,they're eating my patio furniture and the beer refrigerator,,,,PLEEEZE HELP....!!
-Mame,,please stay calm,,what are they doin now,?
-Well,,they ain't doin nothin now,cause I gave em a smmell of my thongs ,,and they seem to be paralized,,,,
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Gennifer Flowers, the woman who claimed to have had a years-long sexual relationship Bill Clinton, has said in a new interview that he told her his wife Hillary was bisexual.

Flowers told the Daily Mail that she wasn’t surprised about the rumors of an affair between Hillary Clinton and longtime aide Huma Abedin, the wife of ex-congressman and failed New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner.

“I don’t know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know,” Flowers said, according to the Daily Mail.
Gennifer Flowers, the woman who claimed to have had a years-long sexual relationship Bill Clinton, has said in a new interview that he told her his wife Hillary was bisexual.

Flowers told the Daily Mail that she wasn’t surprised about the rumors of an affair between Hillary Clinton and longtime aide Huma Abedin, the wife of ex-congressman and failed New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner.

“I don’t know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know,” Flowers said, according to the Daily Mail.
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Sep 19, 2013
 
They claimed she was asking for it...
Parden Pard

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Sep 20, 2013
 
Wha happen to the goats,,?

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Parden Pard wrote:
Wha happen to the goats,,?
She must have killed them and ate them..:)

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Sep 20, 2013
 
Parden Pard wrote:
Wha happen to the goats,,?
Dinner.

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The horny old goats tried to eat her bush.

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Hahaha they look like mine.

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Always Wary wrote:
Hahaha they look like mine.
Uh.....were you responding to NaughtyRobot?

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DILF wrote:
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Uh.....were you responding to NaughtyRobot?
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HAHAHAHAHA
no, hahahahaha I was saying the goats, hahahahahah, in the video are the same breed as mine, you make me laugh DILF!

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Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>HAHAHAHAHA
no, hahahahaha I was saying the goats, hahahahahah, in the video are the same breed as mine, you make me laugh DILF!
8-)

That's my job!!!

Have a great weekend!

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Always Wary wrote:
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no, hahahahaha I was saying the goats, hahahahahah, in the video are the same breed as mine, you make me laugh DILF!
Just to be sure, I should take a look.

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Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Just to be sure, I should take a look.
You are sick and perverted!!!!!

....keep up the good work!!

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<quoted text>Just to be sure, I should take a look.
:D lol

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Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Just to be sure, I should take a look.
Lemme know if a second opinion is warranted....

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Did the goats belong to African Shadows?

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Did the goats belong to African Shadows?
I dunno, did they have enlarged prostates?

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I can't believe she called the police over this... to protect and serve garden plants
I hope they told her to keep some duct tape to hand in case this happens again in the future

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