Have you ever been to Grafenburg?

Have you ever been to Grafenburg?

Created by Warm and Cozy on Mar 11, 2013

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Yes

No

Just once, scared the hell outta me

Man many times.

No, I've heard bad things about that place

I've been to many Grafenburgs

There's only one Grafenburg fo me.

I think I had an appetizer there once

What's a Grafenburg?

The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#21 Mar 13, 2013
Ahem wrote:
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Of those choices... chocolate and wine but there is an even faster way! lol
Faster way???

OK, now you've got my curiousity level up!!!!

Shoes???

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#22 Mar 13, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Faster way???
OK, now you've got my curiousity level up!!!!
Shoes???
Hmm... what an interesting Thread.....hmmmmmm??????

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#23 Mar 13, 2013
Ahem wrote:
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True True True!!!
Hope you are doing well!
I am, thank you..:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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USA

#24 Mar 13, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Faster way???
OK, now you've got my curiousity level up!!!!
Shoes???
Nope!!!
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#25 Mar 13, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> Nope!!!
Romantic poetry recited up to you by your bedroom window on a beautiful moonlit night?

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#26 Mar 13, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Romantic poetry recited up to you by your bedroom window on a beautiful moonlit night?
Thats a start...:)

But you'll need a ladder..lol

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#27 Mar 13, 2013
Once, but I'm pretty sure I was lost.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#28 Mar 13, 2013
EraserX wrote:
Once, but I'm pretty sure I was lost.
Did you take a wrong turn at the Y???:)
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#29 Mar 13, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> Thats a start...:)
But you'll need a ladder..lol
Ain't nothin but a thang darlin'!!!! I got me my own built in pole vault!!!!

;-)

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#30 Mar 13, 2013
Didn't The Graffenburg explode in New Jersey?

Oh- THE HUMANITY!!!
Ahem

Toccoa, GA

#31 Mar 13, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Faster way???
OK, now you've got my curiousity level up!!!!
Shoes???
Not shoes either!

It's that time of year.... all men need to watch "The Quiet Man" and figure out the lesson. She doesn't want what you want to give, what you think that she should want, what your last woman wanted,..... just give her what she is asking for and DON't tell me that she isn't telling you, because she is!
Ahem

Toccoa, GA

#32 Mar 13, 2013
EraserX wrote:
Once, but I'm pretty sure I was lost.
If you keep motioning for help, someone will come!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#33 Mar 15, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Ain't nothin but a thang darlin'!!!! I got me my own built in pole vault!!!!
;-)
lol,,,,,,,
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#35 Mar 15, 2013
Just don't rely on Sat-Nav!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#36 Mar 15, 2013
Jesse Montgomery III wrote:
<quoted text>Dude, where's my car?
You mean dudette and I had it towed..:)
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#37 Mar 15, 2013
Ahem wrote:
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Not shoes either!
It's that time of year.... all men need to watch "The Quiet Man" and figure out the lesson. She doesn't want what you want to give, what you think that she should want, what your last woman wanted,..... just give her what she is asking for and DON't tell me that she isn't telling you, because she is!
Holy jiminy cribs!!!
You're all alike!!!!......lol

I don't know what she is asking for, honestly.
Can you supply me with Cliffnotes?
Ahem

Dahlonega, GA

#38 Mar 15, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Holy jiminy cribs!!!
You're all alike!!!!......lol
I don't know what she is asking for, honestly.
Can you supply me with Cliffnotes?
I will serve as your translator!!! lol

I recently had a man that I'm seeing laugh about how excited I get over stupid things..... actually, when I say "blah blah blah something....." He does it!!! It's extraordinary. Of course, I guess that means that my requests are "stupid". lol

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#39 Mar 15, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Holy jiminy cribs!!!
You're all alike!!!!......lol
I don't know what she is asking for, honestly.
Can you supply me with Cliffnotes?
It never ceases to amaze me.
Men know where fish are when fishing.
Know how to track down a deer.
Know how and where to find ducks.
Every sound their vehicle or scoot makes.

But they do not know a woman's moves.
They do not take time to study up on 'what''she wants'.
Hell, half the time they don't hear her speaking out loud what she wants and how.

All I've basically heard coming out of yaps of men is this:

"what you need is a man that knows what he is doing to please you"

Oh, just give me a dollar for every time I've heard that crap.

What the hell school do you guys go to? The school of numb & dumb?
Not a whole lot of good lovers out there.. Ya know.

~chuckles and gathers up my soapbox thusly wandering off~

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#40 Mar 16, 2013
Good morning DC.

I've come to the conclusion that most women don't even know what they want half the time.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#41 Mar 16, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
Good morning DC.
I've come to the conclusion that most women don't even know what they want half the time.
Good morning, Noogard. I agree. Totally...by the way.

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