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Offbeat Infirmary - Hours when I feel like it......

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#1 Oct 11, 2009
If you are bruised or battered, forgot to take your tranquilizer, or just want to fake illness for a few hours to regain hold of that last shred of sanity, feel free to take a cot.

Nurse Maria
Capn Greg

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#2 Oct 11, 2009
screw it, i'm the first patient. please, load me up with morphine, i don't want to feel anything for a while.............

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#3 Oct 11, 2009
Capn Greg wrote:
screw it, i'm the first patient. please, load me up with morphine, i don't want to feel anything for a while..........
You've got it......IM or IV?
Capn Greg

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#4 Oct 11, 2009
Maria Antonia wrote:
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You've got it......IM or IV?
whichever works quickest........

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#5 Oct 11, 2009
Capn Greg wrote:
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whichever works quickest........
That would PRObably be IV, but I've never done it before. We'll go with IM and then I'll do my very first IV...I'm so excited.:O

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#7 Oct 11, 2009
Is this the place to have a outer body expeirience?
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#8 Oct 11, 2009
Maria Antonia wrote:
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That would PRObably be IV, but I've never done it before. We'll go with IM and then I'll do my very first IV...I'm so excited.:O
Don't be holding a harpoon and smiling.......... put some of that numbing stuff on it first....

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#9 Oct 11, 2009
SSCARZZ wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =a8NAXMruxW4XX
Waiting for part two....
I'm a little thankful you have already had such rough treatment, because anything that I do to you now will be a blessing!

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#10 Oct 11, 2009
RXRFL63 wrote:
Is this the place to have a outer body expeirience?
If you are speaking of the previous, painful wax jobs given at the all girls sleep over, I'm branching out now. lol

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#12 Oct 11, 2009
Capn Greg wrote:
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Don't be holding a harpoon and smiling.......... put some of that numbing stuff on it first....
I don't think that that works on your fanny. Here is what we'll do, SScarzz, will slap you on the count of 3 when I plunge it in.

Sorry, to be smiling, this is the most fun I've had all day!

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#13 Oct 11, 2009
wow.

topix warned me about profanity or inapropriate content for my above post.

what the heck?

the don't like heuy lewis????

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#14 Oct 11, 2009
Maria Antonia wrote:
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If you are speaking of the previous, painful wax jobs given at the all girls sleep over, I'm branching out now. lol
Oops wrong door sorry my bad i'll be on my way now......

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#15 Oct 11, 2009
onsunday wrote:
wow.
topix warned me about profanity or inapropriate content for my above post.
what the heck?
the don't like heuy lewis????
They haven't posted it either......ok... use some hyphens or **s and try again.........

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#16 Oct 11, 2009
RXRFL63 wrote:
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Oops wrong door sorry my bad i'll be on my way now......
Hmmmmmm...lol....ok.

You have to remember this is an infirmary even if on Offbeat. It is REALLY about the infirmary staff, not your problems.

lol

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#17 Oct 11, 2009
Maria Antonia wrote:
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Hmmmmmm...lol....ok.
You have to remember this is an infirmary even if on Offbeat. It is REALLY about the infirmary staff, not your problems.
lol
lol
You know come to think of it I didn't see a couch anyway,
maybe you can just call in a script for me. lol
Capn Greg

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#18 Oct 11, 2009
Maria Antonia wrote:
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I don't think that that works on your fanny. Here is what we'll do, SScarzz, will slap you on the count of 3 when I plunge it in.
Sorry, to be smiling, this is the most fun I've had all day!
Nah, I'll pass on the slap, go ahead and stick it....... can't hurt any worse than the rest does.........

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they shimmered with delight.<3

#19 Oct 11, 2009
Maria Antonia wrote:
If you are bruised or battered, forgot to take your tranquilizer, or just want to fake illness for a few hours to regain hold of that last shred of sanity,

feel free to take a cot.
Nurse Maria
Oh what a wonderful idea..:) Thank you so very much.!

<<<..Takes a cot and drags it over to the LPW's thread..:)..>>>

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#20 Oct 11, 2009
RXRFL63 wrote:
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lol
You know come to think of it I didn't see a couch anyway,
maybe you can just call in a script for me. lol
This is Improv Infirmary!!! There are no scripts..... or couches because this is Offbeat and I'm concerned about lice and such. If you are wanting a painful waxing you will have to sign up for some sort of surgery. hahahaha

Name your part and start it........With your name , you can be a vaccine waiting to be discovered or something. lol

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#21 Oct 11, 2009
Capn Greg wrote:
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Nah, I'll pass on the slap, go ahead and stick it....... can't hurt any worse than the rest does.........
You aren't making this very fun. lol

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#22 Oct 11, 2009
Princess Ovo wrote:
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Oh what a wonderful idea..:) Thank you so very much.!
<<<..Takes a cot and drags it over to the LPW's thread..:)..>>>
You can borrow that, but it would be smarter if you hurt someone over there and send them over here. It is very unlikely they will be able to resume the competition. lol

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