Man loses job over Twix stuck in vending machine

Feb 20, 2014 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: 941zbq.com

It's a story straight out of an episode of Seinfeld , just with an ending both more - and then less - satisfying.

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“....VETS”

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Feb 20, 2014
 
between a twix and a hard place ...

he wasn't fired for a twix , but a forklift incident
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If he had to lift and drop a vending machine six times onto a concrete floor to dislodge a Twix bar then he should be fired for incompetence as a forklift operator.

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geno pun this ...it wasn't a can dybar opener just a fork lift
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tallyho wrote:
geno pun this ...it wasn't a can dybar opener just a fork lift
You're drunk again. You'll always be stupid.
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Feb 21, 2014
 
Hay?
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Feb 21, 2014
 
Holy Carp.....Imagine it was a Klondike bar??!!!

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Stress can do crazy things to us..........maybe he should have chosen a Almond Joy bar instead!

Sometimes you feel like a nut..........LOL

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Feb 22, 2014
 
Well, you are what you eat...

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Feb 22, 2014
 
NotaGoth wrote:
Well, you are what you eat...
trix and you

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I once ate a York Peppermint Patty while riding a Zamboni,...it was almost spiritual..
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What does "losing a job" mean????????

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Feb 22, 2014
 
A noted observer wrote:
What does "losing a job" mean????????
eviction, lose of utilities, repos, food lines and hand outs
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Feb 22, 2014
 
tallyho wrote:
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eviction, lose of utilities, repos, food lines and hand outs
You mean all of that can happen because of one of those "job" thingies??? Man, am I glad I don't have one!!!!

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A noted observer wrote:
<quoted text>You mean all of that can happen because of one of those "job" thingies??? Man, am I glad I don't have one!!!!
I glad you don't either

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Feb 23, 2014
 
tallyho wrote:
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trix and you
I'm eating snickers
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NotaGoth wrote:
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I'm eating snickers
Thanks darlin', that was really good!!!!

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