Man loses job over Twix stuck in vending machine

Feb 20, 2014 Full story: 941zbq.com 16

It's a story straight out of an episode of Seinfeld , just with an ending both more - and then less - satisfying.

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“....VETS”

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#1 Feb 20, 2014
between a twix and a hard place ...

he wasn't fired for a twix , but a forklift incident
Marcavage s Trick

Philadelphia, PA

#2 Feb 20, 2014
If he had to lift and drop a vending machine six times onto a concrete floor to dislodge a Twix bar then he should be fired for incompetence as a forklift operator.

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#3 Feb 20, 2014
geno pun this ...it wasn't a can dybar opener just a fork lift
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Feb 20, 2014
tallyho wrote:
geno pun this ...it wasn't a can dybar opener just a fork lift
You're drunk again. You'll always be stupid.
Gotam

Ashburn, VA

#5 Feb 21, 2014
Hay?
Cal Lohndeik

Medford, NY

#6 Feb 21, 2014
Holy Carp.....Imagine it was a Klondike bar??!!!
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#7 Feb 21, 2014
Stress can do crazy things to us..........maybe he should have chosen a Almond Joy bar instead!

Sometimes you feel like a nut..........LOL

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#8 Feb 22, 2014
Well, you are what you eat...

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#9 Feb 22, 2014
NotaGoth wrote:
Well, you are what you eat...
trix and you

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#10 Feb 22, 2014
I once ate a York Peppermint Patty while riding a Zamboni,...it was almost spiritual..
A noted observer

Springboro, OH

#11 Feb 22, 2014
What does "losing a job" mean????????

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#12 Feb 22, 2014
A noted observer wrote:
What does "losing a job" mean????????
eviction, lose of utilities, repos, food lines and hand outs
A noted observer

Springboro, OH

#13 Feb 22, 2014
tallyho wrote:
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eviction, lose of utilities, repos, food lines and hand outs
You mean all of that can happen because of one of those "job" thingies??? Man, am I glad I don't have one!!!!

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#14 Feb 22, 2014
A noted observer wrote:
<quoted text>You mean all of that can happen because of one of those "job" thingies??? Man, am I glad I don't have one!!!!
I glad you don't either

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#15 Feb 23, 2014
tallyho wrote:
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trix and you
I'm eating snickers
Snickers Monroe

Medford, NY

#16 Feb 24, 2014
NotaGoth wrote:
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I'm eating snickers
Thanks darlin', that was really good!!!!

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