Man freed after 100 hours trapped in a lavatory

A retired Scottish school teacher was recovering on Monday after spending nearly four days trapped inside a men's toilet with no food or mobile phone.

[blong]

He was fortunate to not have been locked in for 4 days with Senator Larry Craig.

[opistoglyph]

Good thing the pipes weren't clogged and the shut off broken. Well, at least he would have had food....

[Uh Clem]

"The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar."

Naturally...

[Iria]

If he was a teen he probably would have regretted no cell phone more than anything else.

[Dank]

He should have propositioned himself for sex. I'll bet the cops would have busted in within 6-9 minutes.

[John]

We finally have someone who is grateful to be dethroned!

[Marilyn -MW]

Dank wrote:

He should have propositioned himself for sex. I'll bet the cops would have busted in within 6-9 minutes.

LOL He could have tapped danced right out of there.

[The Iggy]

Man what a shitty experience. LOL

[DUH-STAY-OUT]

WHo the he*l went in behind him...??

SOmebody with a nasal problem?

HAve to have defogger for that'n..

MAybe he got stuck in the hole trying to commit suicide or sumpin... FLUSH

ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND

I flush the commode but it wont go down.

IT just sits there

GOing round and round.

round and round
round adn round....

<Everybody sing!>

[Reminds me of an od song]

"Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Fifteen old ladies locked in the lavatory,
They were there from Monday through Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there!"

[DUH-LUV-U-LONG-T IME]

My boy does'nt even spend that much time in there...If you know what I mean..

I would of hated to be waiting on the restroom..

Is he kindred to my wife?

LONG TIME BOSTON...DON"T YOU THINK THAT THESE SPACESHIPS REALLY LOOK LIKE GUITARS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Gods warrior]

blong wrote:

He was fortunate to not have been locked in for 4 days with Senator Larry Craig.

LMFAO!!

[Too Observant]

easily could have been provented if he used the new I porter... its a teleporter that holds over 50thousand songs.

[HB Local]

I BET HE WASNT THIRSTY......

[Gomer]

Was his name JOHN?? How did they flush him out?

[aiki_mcr]

Um, wow.

Another good reason not to use the restrooms in that barely used park up the canyon.

[attilla the turd]

i bet he shit himself?stuck in a toilet bloody hell fire?

[uspatriotvet]

Mabe he thought it was the Tardis.

[attilla the turd]

i bet he read all the graffitti on the wall?

[DUH-BEYOND]

attilla the turd wrote:

i bet he read all the graffitti on the wall?

LOL.. HE WAS BUSY MEMORIZING ALL THOSE PHONE NIMBERS....