The Night Owl Saloon

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#21 Jun 2, 2011
incogneato wrote:
<quoted text>She looks like a meatloaf, the owl would be a very happy bird if he got hold of her.
8379..fold.
AH hahaha, meatloaf?! Oh my, well guess she would make a nice meal.

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#22 Jun 2, 2011
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>No I don't relish turtle soup. I did stop with a friend to move, or rather drag this huge snapping turtle across the road. Had a hold of it's tail and keep a close eye on that head. Them suckers can take fingers off! Postman slowed way down and yelled, "best be careful!". Well no sh!t Sherlock.
Them snappers can get mighty big. Had to haul one in a washtub off a volleyball court once. Had to keep dropping the tub as that thing's head kept rearing up with jaws open wide to chomp my hands on the tub.

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#23 Jun 2, 2011
P.S. Nice place you got here.

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#24 Jun 2, 2011
MeanandNasty wrote:
P.S. Nice place you got here.
Hi M&N and thank you. I can't sleep, or should say, can't get sleepy enough some nights until it's early morning hours. I've been doing as much as I can lately and so I have to deal with the pain. So I had been thinking of doing this earlier, so wa-la, I did it. I hope it stays a fun place.

Sophies Ganny
Level 7

Since: Mar 10

Kentucky

#25 Jun 2, 2011
You are a Dork wrote:
<quoted text>
If you find a desert tortoise here, best not to pick it up they like to piss on you, lmao!
In Eastern Ky. people eat Mud Turtles. When caught they pass some of the foulest smelling gas.

“IT'S a Scream!”

Level 6

Since: Oct 09

Rville

#26 Jun 2, 2011
Night Red...All you night owls. Good Night, Sweet Dreams!

Level 4

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#27 Jun 2, 2011
Business is booming...

Great place to hang out!

S_R: Slide me a cold one when you get a chance.

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#28 Jun 2, 2011
You are a Dork wrote:
<quoted text>
If you find a desert tortoise here, best not to pick it up they like to piss on you, lmao!
LOL I take it you KNOW this from experience? I want a lil painted (not literally painted, I think they are called red ear sliders now) turtle. <sighs> Used to get them when they were the size of a quarter, put them in the tank and they would eventually grow to be tea saucer size. My son named the 4 we had, after the ninja turtles, omg, it has been about 15 years!

Darn it Red, I hope them turtle killers end up as soup themselves!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#29 Jun 2, 2011
incogneato wrote:
Night Red...All you night owls. Good Night, Sweet Dreams!
Good night Neato.:^)

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#30 Jun 2, 2011
_Reader_ wrote:
Business is booming...
Great place to hang out!
S_R: Slide me a cold one when you get a chance.
Hear ya go Reader, in a nice cold frosty mug.

You are a Dork

“Temple Bar”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#31 Jun 2, 2011
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>Hi M&N and thank you. I can't sleep, or should say, can't get sleepy enough some nights until it's early morning hours. I've been doing as much as I can lately and so I have to deal with the pain. So I had been thinking of doing this earlier, so wa-la, I did it. I hope it stays a fun place.
***Sniff sniff*** I feel so used, lmao! You just want me for my entertainment!

You are a Dork

“Temple Bar”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#32 Jun 2, 2011
Pixie_Vampyress wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL I take it you KNOW this from experience? I want a lil painted (not literally painted, I think they are called red ear sliders now) turtle. <sighs> Used to get them when they were the size of a quarter, put them in the tank and they would eventually grow to be tea saucer size. My son named the 4 we had, after the ninja turtles, omg, it has been about 15 years!
Darn it Red, I hope them turtle killers end up as soup themselves!
After one of our good rainstorms, my son found one and brought it home for whatever reason. I'm just thankful that my house is tiled, lmao!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#33 Jun 2, 2011
You are a Dork wrote:
<quoted text>
***Sniff sniff*** I feel so used, lmao! You just want me for my entertainment!
Hell yeah, you've been gone too much. Now dance dammit!

You are a Dork

“Temple Bar”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#34 Jun 2, 2011
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>Hell yeah, you've been gone too much. Now dance dammit!
ROTFLMAO! Don't tell that to the trolls, they still see me everywhere when I'm gone!

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#35 Jun 2, 2011
This looks like my type of place!!!Dayummit

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#36 Jun 2, 2011
You are a Dork wrote:
<quoted text>
ROTFLMAO! Don't tell that to the trolls, they still see me everywhere when I'm gone!
Heck them crazies were chasing their own behinds today, answering their own posts! They seem to get nuttier each day, I'm sure of it.

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#37 Jun 2, 2011
DaveMC wrote:
This looks like my type of place!!!Dayummit
Well where ya been, Q-T-pie?

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#38 Jun 2, 2011
Hi ya Red. I'm usually up most nights, so thought I'd stop by for a cold one. Don't get many turtles here but I do have a pesky raccoon that takes a liking to my garbage. I keep a few bags of stuff to burn on the back porch until I get to it. Other night I heard the coon rustling through it so I decided to chase it off with a broom so I wouldn't have a mess in the morning. It was kind of dark out there and as I heard it munching under the picnic table, I bravely started poking at it with the broom handle. I made a hasty retreat back into the house when it emerged as a black furry critter sporting a flashy white stripe.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#39 Jun 2, 2011
Hello,

I'm a Nightowl, so this looks like a good place for me....

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#40 Jun 2, 2011
Captn Morgan wrote:
Hi ya Red. I'm usually up most nights, so thought I'd stop by for a cold one. Don't get many turtles here but I do have a pesky raccoon that takes a liking to my garbage. I keep a few bags of stuff to burn on the back porch until I get to it. Other night I heard the coon rustling through it so I decided to chase it off with a broom so I wouldn't have a mess in the morning. It was kind of dark out there and as I heard it munching under the picnic table, I bravely started poking at it with the broom handle. I made a hasty retreat back into the house when it emerged as a black furry critter sporting a flashy white stripe.
Howdy Captn Morgan, welcome to the establishment.:^)
Oh my gosh, we have them stinky city-kitties here, they are horrible. Coons, oppossums, hawks, even deer & turkey. This stupid city keeps encroaching into their lands. The coon & skunks have adapted very well and they are happily raising their young among the backyards. I have to say I'm surprised it didn't get defensive at you. One day at dusk, 4 houses down from me at a busy intersection, this huge bald eagle had landed on the power pole. I tried to get pics but not enough light and too far for my camera. She must have been worn out because she stayed their until early next morning. I wonder how many cars passed under her and never even saw that beautiful creature. Might be the city but plenty of wildlife, & skunks have my respect, albeit grudgingly.lol

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