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#1 Sep 19, 2012
Question - What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

Answer - If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

“ZOSO”

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#2 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Why don't blind men skydive?

Answer - Because it scares the shit out of the dog!

“Geaux Tigers!”

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#3 Sep 19, 2012
ROFLMFAO!

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#4 Sep 19, 2012
Question - What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Answer - Mega-Saur-Ass

“ZOSO”

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#5 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Did you hear about the new and politically correct name for "Lesbian"?

Answer - It has been changed to "Vagitarian"

“ZOSO”

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#6 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Did you hear about the new gay sitcom?

Answer - Leave it, it's Beaver!

“ZOSO”

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#7 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Answer - The mosquito quits sucking when you smack it!

“ZOSO”

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#8 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

Answer - When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

“ZOSO”

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#9 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Did you hear about the two gay guys that went to London to have a good time?

Answer - They were REALLY pissed off when they found out that BIG BEN was a clock.

“ZOSO”

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#10 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Why do men fart more than women?

Answer - Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

“ZOSO”

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#11 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?

Answer - They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

“ZOSO”

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#12 Sep 19, 2012
Question - What's 6-inches long, 2-inches wide and drives women wild?

Answer - A $100 bill

“ZOSO”

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#13 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Whats the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?

Answer - A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

“ZOSO”

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#14 Sep 19, 2012
Question - Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

Answer - When they come their wet and wild, but when they leave they take your car and house with them.

“ZOSO”

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#16 Sep 19, 2012
A redhead told her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian.

The blonde replies "Oh My God"! you slut, how much is a brazilian?

“ZOSO”

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#17 Sep 20, 2012
Question - Did you hear about the gay guy thats on the patch?

Answer - He's down to four butt's a day!

“ZOSO”

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#18 Sep 20, 2012
Question - Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?

Answer - He's a little stiff now!

“ZOSO”

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#19 Sep 20, 2012
Question - What do you call a room full of lesbians and politicians?

Answer - 100 people who don't do dick!

“ZOSO”

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#20 Sep 20, 2012
Question - What do you call two fat women having a chat?

Answer - A heavy discussion

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#21 Sep 20, 2012
LOL

thanks i needed the laugh.
:)

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