Man guilty of having sex with dog

Kelly Thacker told Gloucester Crown Court that she was shocked to discover her ex-husband Nicholas Saunders, 46, in her bed having intercourse with the animal on January 15 last year. Full Story
spider

Wisbech, UK

#284 Jul 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Just sling them up over your shoulders, problem solved.
You're welcome.
A gentleman would offer to help carry such a burden :-)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#285 Jul 2, 2013
spider wrote:
<quoted text>
A gentleman would offer to help carry such a burden :-)
I would help carry them, but my teeth are kinda sharp......

;-)
JimWillFixIt

Croydon, UK

#286 Jul 2, 2013
This is what would have happened if Jimmy Saville did Animal Hospital...

Actually, come to think of it, the dogs did look traumatised with Rolf presenting it...
SuitsYouMaam

Croydon, UK

#287 Jul 2, 2013
valirie wrote:
Would anyone know what size and style Bra the queen uses. My boobs are down to my knees and I'm having back pain.
I believe it is called 'H' Special - for Hindenberg size.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#288 Jul 2, 2013
Leave the poor guy alone. It was hard enough being married to Harley for those years.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#289 Jul 2, 2013
Was the sex ruff?

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#290 Jul 2, 2013
In his defense, it was a beautiful dog.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#291 Jul 2, 2013
Wouldn't the hair near the dogs back end get all matted up and nappy after a while?

8-|

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#293 Jul 2, 2013
Can the dog cook?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#294 Jul 2, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Can the dog cook?
Yes, the dog cooks well in the oven at 425 degrees. The meat comes out tender.

(Normally I would have signed an Oriental name to this post.....oh well)
Krypteia

Bedford, UK

#295 Jul 3, 2013
A dog took a chunk out of my leg once,my mate said did I put anything on it it,I said no he liked it as it was..

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#296 Jul 3, 2013
I don't blame the guy, have you seen his wife?

Looks like she was beaten by the ugly 2X4.
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Sweden

#298 Dec 1, 2013
According to the 1974 Instrument of Government, the king's duties are solely of a representative and ceremonial nature. He no longer formally appoints the Prime Minister; that prerogative is now exercised by the Speaker of the Riksdag on the behalf of that body. Bills passed by the Riksdag do not need his signature to become law.

Since: Dec 13

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#299 Dec 1, 2013
I want a man who can slam me against the wall and kiss me silly, and do me until I scream, and treat me the way I want to be treated!!
Swedish Facts

Sweden

#300 Dec 1, 2013
During the Thirty Years' War, Sweden managed to conquer approximately half of the member states of the Holy Roman Empire. The fortunes of war would shift back and forth several times; after the Battle of Nördlingen, the faith for Sweden amongst the Swedish-controlled German states was severely injured, and several of the provinces excluded themselves from Swedish power one by one, leaving Sweden with only a couple of northern German provinces.

Level 7

Since: May 11

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#301 Dec 1, 2013
WOW!!!

That's one sick puppy.
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Sweden

#302 Dec 1, 2013
du barfotabarn i livet.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#303 Dec 2, 2013
Soficool wrote:
I want a man who can slam me against the wall and kiss me silly, and do me until I scream, and treat me the way I want to be treated!!
*unbuttoning shirt and handing it to Sofi* Here - iron this.
DAAYYYYUUUMMMM

London, UK

#304 Dec 2, 2013
He only went and mistook his dog for his wife because as you know British women are hideous.

Level 8

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#305 Dec 2, 2013
Swedish Facts wrote:
During the Thirty Years' War, Sweden managed to conquer approximately half of the member states of the Holy Roman Empire. The fortunes of war would shift back and forth several times; after the Battle of Nördlingen, the faith for Sweden amongst the Swedish-controlled German states was severely injured, and several of the provinces excluded themselves from Swedish power one by one, leaving Sweden with only a couple of northern German provinces.
Swedish Fish is a fish-shaped wine gum candy, originally developed by the Swedish candy producer Malaco. In 1957, Malaco, a Swedish confectionery manufacturer, expanded its business by exporting a few of their products to North America. Various licorice ribbon and licorice lace candies were the first products to be exported. Malaco CEO Thor Fjørgerson called the move "a landmark day for Sweden/US relations." International trade experts hailed the move, as it allowed Malaco to extend its brand beyond the Scandinavian Peninsula.

Malaco's export trade grew and in the late 1960s and early 1970s, Swedish Fish and Swedish Berries were developed specifically for the North American market. Malaco was eventually acquired by Leaf International.

During the late 1960s, Swedish Shells were created. These were identical in composition, flavor, and color to the original Swedish Fish, but were in the shape of scalloped seashells and came in red (cherry), yellow (lemon), orange (orange), and green (lime). The Swedish Shells were the first color/shape expansion of the Swedish Fish line. They were sold by the Broadway Department Store chain from the late 1960s well into the 1970s. From the late 1970s until they were discontinued in the early 1990s, they were carried and sold by various bulk candy stores and candy specialty shops.

One little known side Effect of eating Swedish fish, is a strong desire to commit bestiality. Just sayin'

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