Stupid things to ponder ...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#5880 Jul 23, 2014
LAY YOUR WORLD ON ME‏
Don't ever forget yourself, a new journey with two souls
Takes a different strength making you unique
Letting anothers world come into your own, it becomes a fine line
Upright,stable& strong,has to carry on,when helping the other is one of your goals Rick

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5881 Jul 24, 2014
A soccer game is divided into 2 periods of 45 minutes.

A lot of that time is spent playing kickball or diving and can be quite boring.

What if we introduced another ball every fifteen minutes?

If a ball makes it into a goal, it's taken out of play.

By the last 15 minutes of the game, it could be a madhouse with 5 balls in play.

It would be like those pinball machines* with multiple balls and you are desperately banging on the flippers to keep them in all in play.

*If you don't know what that is, ask your parents.
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#5882 Aug 7, 2014
When I use Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner on my tub,,,
why do I still have to scrub my bathtub to get it clean???

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5883 Aug 7, 2014
When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Equipped with my hammer, I looked at my finger and toe nails.

Hmm.
Hammer.
Nails.
Pounding time.

That hurt.
A lot.

The ER nurses took pictures.

So when I buy a nutcracker, I'm definitely going to read the instruction manual...

Level 1

Since: Jan 12

Memphis, TN

#5884 Aug 9, 2014
Can a person wake up dead?!?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#5885 Aug 9, 2014
DeAngelo of Memphis wrote:
Can a person wake up dead?!?
To answer simply enough.
YES!

Your Flat lined---------- BUT floating above your mortal body
You DON'T have recall of the time BEFORE that, or the time to deal with it frankly ,because a panic
is in place deciding which way to go,or WHAT'S NEXT or a simple OH SH## feeling.
similar to that dream state you stay in before coming conscious ,but with NO heart rate.
OR wake up COMPLETELY unaware of what happened for the time period before that,be it one day ,a week, a month or a yr.,while NOT exactly the same ,i.e."dead" the pure BLANKNESS of true amnesia is actually rare. think an adult with the memory wiped clean like an infant.
Deja vus experiences are also similar if the repeat experience is a traumatic one or is the same one I described at first.
I HAVE done this many times ,it is truly hard to describe ,especially in print & not appear as unstable ,is a true study in neuro/psychosis , simply stating as an 'OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE" is wrong & much to simple for "Waking up dead"
So YES it is possible,both physically & mentally
Is a subject I actually take seriously & is something cultures have had many definitions of & fables ,even scripture of for generations & in all cultures. Peace Takes Practice. Rick

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5886 Aug 12, 2014
Occasionally, I mentally edit a post for the words all in capital letters to see the crux of the biscuit.

BUT
DON'T
BEFORE
WHAT'S NEXT
OH SH##
NO
OR
COMPLETELY
NOT
BLANKNESS
HAVE
OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE
YES

Sometimes it works, most times not.

But it's fun to try.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#5887 Aug 12, 2014
greymouser wrote:
Occasionally, I mentally edit a post for the words all in capital letters to see the crux of the biscuit.
BUT
DON'T
BEFORE
WHAT'S NEXT
OH SH##
NO
OR
COMPLETELY
NOT
BLANKNESS
HAVE
OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE
YES
Sometimes it works, most times not.
But it's fun to try.
LOL I don't guess that would have worked with what I said :)
Was a bit long winded anyway :) BUT I suppose some of it works by itself. Thanks Rick
WHAT'S NEXT-OH SH##--COMPLETELY-NOT-BLANKNESS -HAVE-OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE-YES

Ozzie

Lafayette, CA

#5888 Aug 16, 2014
“All that we are is the result of what we have thought”
― Buddha

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#5889 Aug 16, 2014
WTH???

Am I still AWAKE for???

My Waterbed is callllling meeee...

NITE NITE ROCKERSt!!

;)

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5890 Aug 23, 2014
If there aliens out there approaching Earth, they'll probably intercept our intelligently designed communications that leaked into Space.

Furthest away, they'll pick up War of the Worlds.

As they get closer, they'll see "I Love Lucy" shows.

When they get within 10 light years, they'll start seeing Internet comments.

If they can persevere through the troll and ignorance storm, they may just make planetfall.

And I think the aliens first words would be "Excuse me, Mr. President. Could you take us to the Box Jellyfish leader?"
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#5891 Apr 23, 2015
Why did everyone quit pondering in August of 2014

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Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#5893 Apr 23, 2015
Worrying about other peoples knowledge of current events when they have no concern about it.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#5894 Apr 23, 2015
Harley.
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#5895 May 22, 2015
If Hillary is elected President, would that make Bill the First Ladies-Man?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#5896 May 22, 2015
IF you had your virginity given back to you,would you have possibly not done things the same way? not trying to be to weird:) although I realize where I said that:)

Myself answering my own question probably a NO. For her maybe yes:( But still nothing to weird just teenagers being teenagers:) Rick

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Since: Jun 15

The Answer is 42

#5897 Jun 3, 2015
Who thought up bubblegum flavored mouthwash?

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5898 Jun 3, 2015
PeanutButtercup wrote:
Who thought up bubblegum flavored mouthwash?
Is there a crap-flavored mouthwash for dogs?
Sly

Buffalo, NY

#5900 Jun 3, 2015
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Is there a crap-flavored mouthwash for dogs?
He He He. Dogs do eatshit. Hated that when I was a young blonde boy growing up in rural NY in 1970

Still haven't figured out if you are a girl with pimples, a gay male. or a transgender.

Don't matter, you're a cutie. Luv u Spotted :}

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Spotted World

#5901 Jun 3, 2015
beacon wrote:
<quoted text>
Still obnoxious ....
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