Stupid things to ponder ...
Pondering

Natchitoches, LA

#5817 Mar 13, 2014
Did Offbeat just turn Weird??
Later

Jackson, MO

#5818 Mar 13, 2014
Pondering why my computer runs so slow on occasion. Pondering the thought of learning more about how to run a machine that's been made to almost think for us. NO I DIDN"T WANT to use caps on that letter and no that wasn't the word I intended to use.

Pondering ignoring all the red and green lines under my words and sentences.

Pondering how much time I spend on Topix and pondering how healthy it would be to just stop.

Pondering mother nature ... please no more winter this year! Hahaha
and angel said to him

Castroville, TX

#5819 Mar 13, 2014
thank you. I hope we can see each other tonight GP

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5820 Mar 13, 2014
I wonder if an assassin could telecommute by hacking the GPS system and feed false directions to the target.

<GPS voice navigator>

In half a mile, make a right turn.

Prepare to make a right turn.

Make a right turn now onto the train tracks.

Your next turn will be when a train that left Chicago at 0900 and averaging 25 mph reaches your current destination.

Collision alert. Take evasive action.

Too late. Maybe in your next life, you'll take those math word problems more seriously.

</GPS voice navigator>

Assassin tweets "The blind squirrel has found a big peanut accidentally. Sending you my platypus duckbill."

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#5821 Mar 14, 2014
Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asteroids and asteroids be called hemorrhoids?

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5822 Mar 15, 2014
For the critters that live on the sun, do they look for alternative energy sources other than solar power?
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#5823 Mar 17, 2014
Spoke with my children today,,

Pondering??
Is Gen-X conspiring with Gen-Y to put the Baby Boomers in and Old Folks Home??

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Los Angeles, CA

#5824 Mar 17, 2014
Vegas baby, watching the fools blowing money at the casino. Not me. Just watching.

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5825 Mar 17, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Vegas baby, watching the fools blowing money at the casino. Not me. Just watching.
Isn't blowing money unsanitary?

Level 1

Since: Jan 12

Memphis, TN

#5826 Mar 18, 2014
Is water considered to be wet?...like by itself?...I know if water gets on my hands, my hands would be wet, but is water wet?...hmmm!

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5827 Mar 18, 2014
I once heard a story of a jogger who tried to run across Death Valley.

He died of a heart attack.

The story goes his blood was like Jello and his heart didn't have enough heart to persevere.

Water is an odd thing.

Too little - you die.
Too much - you die.
Balance - you live for now.

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Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#5828 Mar 18, 2014
greymouser wrote:
I once heard a story of a jogger who tried to run across Death Valley.

He died of a heart attack.

The story goes his blood was like Jello and his heart didn't have enough heart to persevere.

Water is an odd thing.

Too little - you die.
Too much - you die.
Balance - you live for now.
Maybe we should switch to tequila? Lol.

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5829 Mar 18, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe we should switch to tequila? Lol.
I tried that once.

The woman I bought shots for turned out to be a ninja skilled in the drunk monkey martial arts.

Now she was observant of my pirate nature and bought me rum.

I won't go into details of the epic battle in the bedroom later. It won't pass the Topix keyword censorship.

But it may all be revealed on a Maury show.

Am I the dread pirate father of a ninja baby or was that condom sabotaged by a stealthy ninja?

The answer will be revealed after this 20 commercial break.

Stay tuned for the outcome of one ninja/pirate battle in that everlasting war!

Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#5830 Mar 18, 2014
Able is Everything... and I need my Everything all the time .... why wont he come home mom ... ;(

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#5831 Mar 22, 2014
WHY..does MY Mom have her Sunbonnet on..to PROTECT herself from the SUN'S RAYS...and NOT her BABY!!!

This BUGS ME!!

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5832 Mar 22, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
WHY..does MY Mom have her Sunbonnet on..to PROTECT herself from the SUN'S RAYS...and NOT her BABY!!!
This BUGS ME!!
Maybe she was going to throw out the baby anyway, but hadn't prepared a bath yet.

Seriously, this type of neglect and self-centeredness is common. People leave their kids and pets in hot cars. Some will even leave babies on top of cars or back over toddlers. "I thought they were in the house with Mom/Dad..." I am glad new cars have features to deal with such a problem like a child behind or under the car, but it is sad that we need such technology in the first place.

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5833 Mar 25, 2014
The saying of "Throw the baby out with the bath water."

With indoor plumbing, it takes on a whole new meaning.

You'd need to heel that baby down the drain. No longer an accident but deliberate.

Oh.

Suddenly, today's politics just became a lot clearer. Like mountain spring water.

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5836 Mar 29, 2014
I think the NSA is jealous of Facebook.

The former tries to be sneaky about gathering info on you.

With Facebook, all they did was ask and many freely surrendered their privacy.

Toss is a privacy policy "promise", you'll get even more people.

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5837 Apr 1, 2014
I once saw an episode on PBS where plants being attacked by leaf chewing caterpillars sent out chemical distress signals.

And flying insects that liked to munch on caterpillars flew in like the cavalry in western movies.

Today, I peeled an orange.

The air was filled of an orange-y smell.

Now I wonder if that orange was screaming "Help! I'm being skinned alive and about to be eaten!"

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5838 Apr 5, 2014
I have a terrible feeling in my stomach. Must be something I didn't eat.

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