Level 1

Since: Jan 12

Memphis, TN

#5777 Jan 29, 2014
I wonder if I concentrated really hard, I mean really REEEEALLY hard, and screamed as loud as I have ever, ever, EEEEEVER screamed before, and I squeezed my fist as tight as I NEEEEEVER have, I mean palm-bleeding tight...will I reach Ascended Super Saiyan?!? hmmm...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5778 Jan 30, 2014
There should be a driving range for skipping stones. Rent a bucket of flat rocks, go skip them on a peaceful pond in the middle of a forest, and relax. Surely there would be a market for that.

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#5779 Jan 30, 2014
to ponder ... or not to ponder

I will ponder this

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#5780 Jan 30, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
If calling someone unsavory names about their sexual orientation is a hate crime, then how would someone define a "love crime?"
Stealing a bouquet of flowers
for your sweetheart,
from the neighbors garden?

I ponder about all the Nativity
decorations folks put up.

The Book said the Child was wrapped
in swaddling clothes.

Yet all the mangers hold a mostly
naked infant in a diaper or less.?

It's the middle of winter people;
Put a blanket on that baby!
;-)

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5781 Feb 6, 2014
When it's cold out, if you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.

If you teach him to start fires, he'll soon be wanted for arson.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#5782 Feb 6, 2014
Folks GRILL in the Wintertime.. SO WHY..aren't they having PICNICS??
Do some research

United States

#5783 Feb 7, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Mankind didn't evolve "from" apes. We both evolved from a "common ancestor". Both evolving along different lines.
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#5784 Feb 7, 2014
LunchLady wrote:
Do you think you ever drank the same water twice?
LOLing, I love it well remember, there is no such thing as "new water" with the earth being a closed system, it's all just evaporated and recycled endlessly. Therefore, the odds are high that we have all drunk what was once was, dinosaur pee!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5785 Feb 8, 2014
I wonder if the Natural Selection part of the Theory of Evolution has been subverted by the Discovery of Brewing Alcohol.
Islander

Rochester, NY

#5786 Feb 8, 2014
Will Bugs Bunny ever take the left turn at Albuquerque???

“Happy Easter”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#5787 Feb 8, 2014
The unknown, the unseen, a vibe, this makes sense I think.
Islander

Rochester, NY

#5788 Feb 8, 2014
Is the one horned, one eyed , flying purple people eater an eater of people and is purple, or does it eat purple people? Maybe Purple Gurl knows.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5789 Feb 8, 2014
If charitable contributions were not tax deductible, how many charities would survive?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5790 Feb 8, 2014
Where did the managing directors of Freedom Industry in West Virginia get their drinking water?
Independent

United States

#5791 Feb 8, 2014
greymouser wrote:
Where did the managing directors of Freedom Industry in West Virginia get their drinking water?
Um....outta the tap?
Camilla

Imperial Beach, CA

#5792 Feb 8, 2014
no more topix horoscope
- popular entertainment,
gone -
Camilla

Imperial Beach, CA

#5793 Feb 8, 2014
meant for State Something Obvious thread.....................
Independent

United States

#5794 Feb 8, 2014
The mind of a frog.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5795 Feb 9, 2014
Does ANYONE watch the TV Land channel now that it only plays reruns of "Roseanne" 24x7?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5796 Feb 9, 2014
Camilla wrote:
no more topix horoscope
- popular entertainment,
gone -
Just ask the admins for your horoscope - they are obviously witches...

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