Stupid things to ponder ...

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Spotted World

#5692 Dec 31, 2013
Do people arrested in a restroom get read their constipational rights?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#5693 Dec 31, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Do people arrested in a restroom get read their constipational rights?
lets ask George Michael.

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#5694 Dec 31, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Do people arrested in a restroom get read their constipational rights?
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>lets ask George Michael.
Or Larry Craig.

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Nehwon

#5695 Jan 1, 2014
One of these days we'll have flying cars.

And when they run out of gas and fall to the ground, my Acme brand umbrella with the "As Seen on TV" logo and endorsed by Wile E. Coyote will protect me when I walk the dog.

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Nehwon

#5696 Jan 1, 2014
If you are having one of those days at work where the clock seems to have stopped, would Einstein would say you are goofing off at the speed of light.

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Rockin' USA ;)

#5697 Jan 1, 2014
Do you think THAT every Teeny Weeny piece of CONFETTI is cleared the Next Day..From TIMES SQUARE???
Irish Grey

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#5698 Jan 2, 2014
My teacher said that although a double negative makes a positive, a double positive doesn't make a negative.
Yeah, right!

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#5699 Jan 2, 2014
2014 is the Year of the Horse.

Think about that if you order a special edition hamburger at Burger King.

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#5700 Jan 2, 2014
Why when the people that play the word games with me leave I do also?
Tally HO!

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#5701 Jan 2, 2014
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from eBay.

I'll keep everyone posted.

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#5702 Jan 2, 2014
Both will arrive broken!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#5703 Jan 2, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from eBay.
I'll keep everyone posted.
Per the latest news, if they were being shipped by UPS, I'd expect to receive them, broken or intact, by about Easter.

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#5704 Jan 2, 2014
Chilli J wrote:
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Per the latest news, if they were being shipped by UPS, I'd expect to receive them, broken or intact, by about Easter.
LOL

I'm okay with that. One will still have to come first.......

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#5705 Jan 2, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
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LOL
I'm okay with that. One will still have to come first.......
Yes, I've got to know!*grin*

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#5706 Jan 2, 2014
That'id be the Rooster!

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#5707 Jan 2, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
That'id be the Rooster!
"Cigar, cigarette, Tiparillo?"

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#5708 Jan 2, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
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"Cigar, cigarette, Tiparillo?"
101's...a silly millimeter longer...

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Spotted World

#5709 Jan 2, 2014
If someone tried you make me eat a snail, I'd probably slug them.

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#5710 Jan 2, 2014
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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101's...a silly millimeter longer...
I'd rather fight than switch!

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#5711 Jan 2, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
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I'd rather fight than switch!
LSMFT. It's Toasted!

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