“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#5670 Dec 23, 2013
Why Scrooge and the Grinch have teamed up to play on Topix tonight?

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Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5671 Dec 24, 2013
I've read that while at Nelson Mandela's memorial, President Obama flirted with the female prime minister of Denmark.. right in front of Michelle.

If President Obama felt that the flight to South Africa was long, can you imagine the flight home?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#5672 Dec 28, 2013
If I have the clapper hooked up to my television and the commercial for the clapper comes in, will my tv shit off?

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5673 Dec 28, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
If I have the clapper hooked up to my television and the commercial for the clapper comes in, will my tv shit off?
Interesting typo in your post.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#5674 Dec 28, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Interesting typo in your post.
LMAO!

“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#5675 Dec 28, 2013
Who put the Bop in the Bop-she-bop-she -bop?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Danielson, CT

#5676 Dec 28, 2013
Who walks around with a 10 foot pole looking for something to touch?...

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#5677 Dec 28, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Who walks around with a 10 foot pole looking for something to touch?...
A 5`11 English punter?

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

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#5679 Dec 28, 2013
Anybody remember that made for TV flick called "Bad Ronald"?
doofy

Warrenton, VA

#5680 Dec 28, 2013
What if we've been wrong all along?
Irish Grey

Brisbane, Australia

#5681 Dec 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Do TSA Agents get an extra thrill cavity searching the Christmas turkey?
Christmas is the one time of the year when I can get away with saying; today I might try some brown meat.
disclaimer: this is not an original thought of mine. I read it somewhere else :-)
Irish Grey

Brisbane, Australia

#5682 Dec 29, 2013
FTW Yall wrote:
Who put the Bop in the Bop-she-bop-she -bop?
Who put the Lam in the Lam-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#5684 Dec 29, 2013
Irish Grey wrote:
<quoted text>Who put the Lam in the Lam-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
I don't know that man, but I'd like to shake his hand.

Why do fools fall in love?
Irish Grey

Brisbane, Australia

#5685 Dec 29, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know that man, but I'd like to shake his hand ...
... he made my baby fall in love with me.
5335
Irish Grey

Brisbane, Australia

#5686 Dec 29, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>

Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay-yay-yay? ;-)
7070 ... unbelievably good hands!

“Hi!”

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Since: Jun 12

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#5687 Dec 30, 2013
Can a fish drown?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5688 Dec 30, 2013
A slug or a pleco might be a spotted thing to ponder.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#5689 Dec 31, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Can a fish drown?
thats kind of odd when you think about it. I would say the answer is yes, but they drown when their out of the water...
I remember my mom saying how we drink water and fish f**k in it... She really had a way with words.
Jack

United States

#5690 Dec 31, 2013
1500 $ fine, for throughing cigerette butts out car window !

Miss you !

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5691 Dec 31, 2013
A Russian research vessel that went to Antarctica to carry out experiments relating to global warning has been trapped by ice. Unless they marooned themselves on purpose, which isn't likely, that must mean there is much more ice than they predicted.

Hmmmmmm.....

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