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#5647 Dec 18, 2013
gummyyingyang wrote:
how do you call 911 when your choking
Use a looped garrotte. It only requires one hand to twist, you can dial with the other.
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#5648 Dec 18, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
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Use a looped garrotte. It only requires one hand to twist, you can dial with the other.
use piano wire, get the job done

although a monkeys fist on the larynx is a good motivator

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Nehwon

#5649 Dec 18, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
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Use a looped garrotte. It only requires one hand to twist, you can dial with the other.
Bah. a Field Agent.

Here at HQ, we use a hangman noose but they have to be on their barefoot tippy toes to breathe. And then place a phone just barely in range of their feet.

We here at S.P.E.C.T.R.E have betting pool of which country they call when they "big toe" the number pad.

It really raises the morale of us all and provides some stress relief from the work of extorting the world with diabolical and overly complicated schemes. Attention to detail is a must!

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#5650 Dec 18, 2013
It would be neat to allow an average person compete with everyone else in the Olympics, just so we would really appreciate how exceptional the Olympic athletes really are.

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#5651 Dec 18, 2013
Why is there an "L" in "noel"?

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#5652 Dec 19, 2013
Ohio's plan for a high speed rail line from Cincinnati to Cleveland has been abandoned after someone pointed out there is nothing in Cleveland worth getting to quickly.

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#5653 Dec 19, 2013
It is funny all the icons I got above. I must have stepped on the troll clique.

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#5654 Dec 19, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Why is there an "L" in "noel"?
D'oh!

It took me way too long to finally get that one.

And yet, the answer was always on the tip of my tongue.

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#5655 Dec 19, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
It is funny all the icons I got above. I must have stepped on the troll clique.
A clique?

My guess is you pissed off one person so much they dedicated their life to rate your posts.

Wasn't it Shakespeare who said "A troll by any other logon name, rates just as sweet and sour."?

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#5656 Dec 20, 2013
Since the Earth is the third planet from the Sun, wouldn't that make every country on Earth a third world country?

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#5657 Dec 20, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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A clique?
My guess is you pissed off one person so much they dedicated their life to rate your posts.
Wasn't it Shakespeare who said "A troll by any other logon name, rates just as sweet and sour."?
Online, you can be a clique of one. And a less than sane person can have an entire clique inside their head.

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#5658 Dec 20, 2013

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#5659 Dec 21, 2013
Do girls fall in love with the wrong guy because the wrong guy usually says all the right things?

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#5660 Dec 21, 2013
Do TSA Agents get an extra thrill cavity searching the Christmas turkey?

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#5661 Dec 21, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Do TSA Agents get an extra thrill cavity searching the Christmas turkey?
Well, there is that wire inside. I guess a turkey would be a good place to hide explosives. And if you don't cook it right, you end up with something explosive when you head to the bathroom.

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#5662 Dec 21, 2013
Choose the Peanuts or Cookies.. or Order a FRUIT PLATE..on my flight???

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#5663 Dec 22, 2013
Scrabble.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an i.

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#5666 Dec 22, 2013
1 of Hundreds wrote:
Where'd I put ma damn Keys!
Look in the bathroom. Under that wash cloth.

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#5667 Dec 22, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Online, you can be a clique of one. And a less than sane person can have an entire clique inside their head.
In reality psychiatrists have found that people with multiple personality's are survivors. Quite intelligent and very capable. People without a coping ability to remove themselves from situations they have no control over, are the ones who go insane.

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#5668 Dec 22, 2013
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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I have a feeling today's gonna be one of those days.

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