Stupid things to ponder ...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#5628 Dec 11, 2013
It took Moses 40 years to reach the promise land, should you really look to god if you need direction in your life?

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Nehwon

#5629 Dec 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
In The News: Smirnoff launches alcohol-free Vodka.
Wouldn't that be 'water'?
Competing in the light beer market?

Hrmm... Hard non-alcohol liquor could work from the placebo effect and be an advertising agency's dream.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5630 Dec 11, 2013
NeverMissed wrote:
Why does this thing say I'm in Wichita, Kansas?
Well, Dorothy, I'd guess you clicked your stolen ruby slippers three times.

On the plus side, you'll always have violent withdrawal flashbacks to the poppy fields just outside the Emerald City to take you away from Kansas.

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Nehwon

#5631 Dec 11, 2013
Three strikes and you're out.

That sounds like a bad policy to me.

If you are in jail, all you need to do is land three punches to a guard and you're free, right?

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Nehwon

#5632 Dec 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If the Devil punishes bad people, why is he considered evil?
Because the Devil isn't quite grammatically correct. It should actually be spelled D'Evil.

French for "Of 'evil'" but the French word of "evil" is a contraction of Evian.

So D'Evil actually refers to consumers of Evian water, a subsidiary of the the Coca-Cola consortium ruled by the mysterious Carlos Copacobana in Club Cappuccino in Green Pepper, Chile.

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Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#5633 Dec 12, 2013
... well its late so im stickin one i that isnt stupid ... i wonder can there be any way mia and pows from the vietnam war are alive today ... that indeed would be a horrible lesson ... just wonderin thats alll ...

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Nehwon

#5634 Dec 12, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... well its late so im stickin one i that isnt stupid ... i wonder can there be any way mia and pows from the vietnam war are alive today ... that indeed would be a horrible lesson ... just wonderin thats alll ...
a horrible lesson for who?

The politicians?

McCain might have a clue.

But I see what you are saying. And it's not a stupid thing to ponder.

As such, I don't think it belongs in this thread.

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#5635 Dec 12, 2013
People have no perception of themselves anymore!
Third-person effect

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5636 Dec 16, 2013
The war's over man, Wormer dropped the big one.
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United States

#5637 Dec 17, 2013
four out of six say you ain't one on the two

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Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5638 Dec 17, 2013
4 out of 5 dentists recommend certain brands of toothpaste to prevent cavities.

The other one makes a fortune with drilling, filling, pulling, and dentures.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5639 Dec 17, 2013
Can a fiddler crab really play the fiddle?

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Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5640 Dec 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
People have no perception of themselves anymore!
Third-person effect
Uh Clem concurs with that.

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Since: Dec 10

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#5641 Dec 17, 2013
Why has no one come up with a collapsible shopping cart that we can buy? It could be stored in the trunk with collapsible legs, like a gurney on an ambulance. Pop it out, go shopping, and when you return to the car you can simply push it back into the trunk. No more loading bags or having to take the cart back to the store.
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#5642 Dec 17, 2013
Why popular somewhat healthier fast food restaurants don't deliver like any pizza joint or "Chinese" food place. I would order often from Schloztkies, Subway, KFC or LJS, and tip well, for instance, if they had a delivery service.

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5643 Dec 17, 2013
What if a rabid dog steps on a rusty nail? Then you have a dog with rabies which cannot bite you because of also having "lockjaw".

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5644 Dec 17, 2013
I don't do fast take outs anymore.

The last time I did it, the car dealership accused me of grand theft auto.

And the bank...

I mean it was just a local, neighborhood bank.

Why did the Feds have to get involved?!?

I didn't even get a chance to pay off the car with my sudden and unexpected bank withdrawal.

I set up an account there just last week for the free toaster and building blueprints.

It was just a paperwork mix up blown way out of proportion.
gummyyingyang

Douglasville, GA

#5645 Dec 17, 2013
how do you call 911 when your choking

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Nehwon

#5646 Dec 18, 2013
When seconds count and you need to call 9-11, don't use a rotary dial phone.

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#5647 Dec 18, 2013
gummyyingyang wrote:
how do you call 911 when your choking
Use a looped garrotte. It only requires one hand to twist, you can dial with the other.

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