Stupid things to ponder ...

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Dec 11, 2013
 
How hard does the wind have to be blowing to rip my skin straight off of my body?!...hmmm

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#5626
Dec 11, 2013
 
DeAngelo of Memphis wrote:
How hard does the wind have to be blowing to rip my skin straight off of my body?!...hmmm
It would take Harleycane strength blowing.

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If the Devil punishes bad people, why is he considered evil?

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And walk outa here!

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Dec 11, 2013
 

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It took Moses 40 years to reach the promise land, should you really look to god if you need direction in your life?

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Dec 11, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
In The News: Smirnoff launches alcohol-free Vodka.
Wouldn't that be 'water'?
Competing in the light beer market?

Hrmm... Hard non-alcohol liquor could work from the placebo effect and be an advertising agency's dream.

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Dec 11, 2013
 
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Why does this thing say I'm in Wichita, Kansas?
Well, Dorothy, I'd guess you clicked your stolen ruby slippers three times.

On the plus side, you'll always have violent withdrawal flashbacks to the poppy fields just outside the Emerald City to take you away from Kansas.

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Three strikes and you're out.

That sounds like a bad policy to me.

If you are in jail, all you need to do is land three punches to a guard and you're free, right?

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If the Devil punishes bad people, why is he considered evil?
Because the Devil isn't quite grammatically correct. It should actually be spelled D'Evil.

French for "Of 'evil'" but the French word of "evil" is a contraction of Evian.

So D'Evil actually refers to consumers of Evian water, a subsidiary of the the Coca-Cola consortium ruled by the mysterious Carlos Copacobana in Club Cappuccino in Green Pepper, Chile.

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... well its late so im stickin one i that isnt stupid ... i wonder can there be any way mia and pows from the vietnam war are alive today ... that indeed would be a horrible lesson ... just wonderin thats alll ...

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GMGMIKE wrote:
... well its late so im stickin one i that isnt stupid ... i wonder can there be any way mia and pows from the vietnam war are alive today ... that indeed would be a horrible lesson ... just wonderin thats alll ...
a horrible lesson for who?

The politicians?

McCain might have a clue.

But I see what you are saying. And it's not a stupid thing to ponder.

As such, I don't think it belongs in this thread.

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People have no perception of themselves anymore!
Third-person effect

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#5636
Dec 16, 2013
 
The war's over man, Wormer dropped the big one.
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#5637
Dec 17, 2013
 
four out of six say you ain't one on the two

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend certain brands of toothpaste to prevent cavities.

The other one makes a fortune with drilling, filling, pulling, and dentures.

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#5639
Dec 17, 2013
 
Can a fiddler crab really play the fiddle?

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#5640
Dec 17, 2013
 
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
People have no perception of themselves anymore!
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Uh Clem concurs with that.

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Why has no one come up with a collapsible shopping cart that we can buy? It could be stored in the trunk with collapsible legs, like a gurney on an ambulance. Pop it out, go shopping, and when you return to the car you can simply push it back into the trunk. No more loading bags or having to take the cart back to the store.

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Dec 17, 2013
 
Why popular somewhat healthier fast food restaurants don't deliver like any pizza joint or "Chinese" food place. I would order often from Schloztkies, Subway, KFC or LJS, and tip well, for instance, if they had a delivery service.

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What if a rabid dog steps on a rusty nail? Then you have a dog with rabies which cannot bite you because of also having "lockjaw".

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#5644
Dec 17, 2013
 
I don't do fast take outs anymore.

The last time I did it, the car dealership accused me of grand theft auto.

And the bank...

I mean it was just a local, neighborhood bank.

Why did the Feds have to get involved?!?

I didn't even get a chance to pay off the car with my sudden and unexpected bank withdrawal.

I set up an account there just last week for the free toaster and building blueprints.

It was just a paperwork mix up blown way out of proportion.

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