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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5586 Nov 26, 2013
Are White people allowed to take advantage of Black Friday sales?
Found in Michigan

United States

#5587 Nov 26, 2013
Do you think the left turn at Albuquerque will take you to Michigan, or Mississippi?
Frosty

Arlington, TX

#5588 Nov 26, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Are White people allowed to take advantage of Black Friday sales?
No, they have to wait for the White sale lol

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Since: Aug 08

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#5589 Nov 27, 2013
Left-handed toilet brushes.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5590 Nov 27, 2013
Why are camera lenses circles but pictures square?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5591 Nov 27, 2013
Miley Cyrus needs to watch My Favorite Year:

King Kaiser: They're not serving tongue at lunch today, are they Leo? No tongue on show day. Twice they served tongue on show day, twice the opening sketch died... No tongue, get it? No tongue. Tongue, death...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5592 Nov 27, 2013
How much turd is in a turduken?

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5593 Nov 27, 2013
Found in Michigan wrote:
Do you think the left turn at Albuquerque will take you to Michigan, or Mississippi?
Possibly. Depending on how sharp that turn is and how far you travel, you can pretty much go anywhere.



But that pretty much goes for anywhere except for Washington D.C. Making a left turn there transmogrifies you into a Rhino (sp?).

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5594 Nov 27, 2013
Pogo sticks usually have a rubber tip on the bottom.

What would happen if you retro fitted a superball on there?

Do you think NASA might be interested?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5595 Nov 28, 2013
Why is there a Batman shampoo but no conditioner Gordon?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5596 Nov 28, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Why is there a Batman shampoo but no conditioner Gordon?
There used to be but thugs kept Robin the stores that sold it.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5597 Nov 28, 2013
greymouser wrote:
Pogo sticks usually have a rubber tip on the bottom.
What would happen if you retro fitted a superball on there?
Do you think NASA might be interested?
I remember substituting my SuperBall for a baseball one day in the back yard. It went the length of our 200 ft backyard and some more of the neighbor's behind us. Never found the thing.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5598 Nov 28, 2013
Ever contemplate how many tesn of thousands of wastebaskets are, at this very moment, lined with a Walmart grocery bag?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5599 Nov 29, 2013
The doctor suggested I should get more exercise by walking or riding a bike.

Which burns more calories, a Harley or a Honda?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5600 Nov 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
The doctor suggested I should get more exercise by walking or riding a bike.
Which burns more calories, a Harley or a Honda?
A Honda.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5601 Nov 29, 2013
I bought some super-cheap toilet paper but it wasn't worth a sh!t

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Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#5602 Nov 29, 2013
SAME ole' Ads on this Forum..Booooorning Webmaster!!

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5603 Nov 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I bought some super-cheap toilet paper but it wasn't worth a sh!t
What if there was a personal septic vacuum cleaner?

Lubricated, gentle insertion, removes feces and provides a sweet smelling rose scent. Or pick any scent who want! Bananas, chocolate, fresh baked bread and beyond.

Just like indoor plumbing replaced the chamber pots, this could be the next step in toiletry evolution!

Just imagine the future. When someone says they need to take a dump, you'd be asking if you could come with to delight in the olfactory scintillation.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5604 Dec 1, 2013
The dumper pumper?

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Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#5605 Dec 1, 2013
doucher scooper

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