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Hmmm,...What If Jackie Kennedy Had Been Shot,...
What if she was "the guy on the grassy knoll?"
http://youtu.be/kCNe3t1U8Es

(I don't believe this for one second; but found it an interesting side step for the conspiracy guessers to come up with and gnaw on).

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If you're always mixing up people, places and things you might be suffering from Noun Syndrome.

Just sayin'.

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Nov 26, 2013
 
Are White people allowed to take advantage of Black Friday sales?
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Do you think the left turn at Albuquerque will take you to Michigan, or Mississippi?
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Are White people allowed to take advantage of Black Friday sales?
No, they have to wait for the White sale lol

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Nov 27, 2013
 
Left-handed toilet brushes.

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Nov 27, 2013
 
Why are camera lenses circles but pictures square?

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Nov 27, 2013
 
Miley Cyrus needs to watch My Favorite Year:

King Kaiser: They're not serving tongue at lunch today, are they Leo? No tongue on show day. Twice they served tongue on show day, twice the opening sketch died... No tongue, get it? No tongue. Tongue, death...

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How much turd is in a turduken?

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Nov 27, 2013
 
Found in Michigan wrote:
Do you think the left turn at Albuquerque will take you to Michigan, or Mississippi?
Possibly. Depending on how sharp that turn is and how far you travel, you can pretty much go anywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

But that pretty much goes for anywhere except for Washington D.C. Making a left turn there transmogrifies you into a Rhino (sp?).

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#5594
Nov 27, 2013
 
Pogo sticks usually have a rubber tip on the bottom.

What would happen if you retro fitted a superball on there?

Do you think NASA might be interested?

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Why is there a Batman shampoo but no conditioner Gordon?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
Why is there a Batman shampoo but no conditioner Gordon?
There used to be but thugs kept Robin the stores that sold it.

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Nov 28, 2013
 
greymouser wrote:
Pogo sticks usually have a rubber tip on the bottom.
What would happen if you retro fitted a superball on there?
Do you think NASA might be interested?
I remember substituting my SuperBall for a baseball one day in the back yard. It went the length of our 200 ft backyard and some more of the neighbor's behind us. Never found the thing.

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Ever contemplate how many tesn of thousands of wastebaskets are, at this very moment, lined with a Walmart grocery bag?

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The doctor suggested I should get more exercise by walking or riding a bike.

Which burns more calories, a Harley or a Honda?

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Nov 29, 2013
 
Uh Clem wrote:
The doctor suggested I should get more exercise by walking or riding a bike.
Which burns more calories, a Harley or a Honda?
A Honda.

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Nov 29, 2013
 
I bought some super-cheap toilet paper but it wasn't worth a sh!t

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#5603
Nov 29, 2013
 
Uh Clem wrote:
I bought some super-cheap toilet paper but it wasn't worth a sh!t
What if there was a personal septic vacuum cleaner?

Lubricated, gentle insertion, removes feces and provides a sweet smelling rose scent. Or pick any scent who want! Bananas, chocolate, fresh baked bread and beyond.

Just like indoor plumbing replaced the chamber pots, this could be the next step in toiletry evolution!

Just imagine the future. When someone says they need to take a dump, you'd be asking if you could come with to delight in the olfactory scintillation.

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