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#5544 Nov 14, 2013
With all the devastation the hurricane has caused in eastern Asia, Brian Eno's son Phillip is sick of people saying "Awww" when he introduces himself.

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Nehwon

#5545 Nov 17, 2013
Occam's Razor boils down to don't add things you don't need.

Bobbit's Scissors would be to cut things out that you can find an easy replacement?
Toni

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#5546 Nov 17, 2013
Yes if it is from the same sink.

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#5547 Nov 18, 2013
Today we have machines which can look through skin and see bones.

There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped.

There's even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a drop of spit.

But when I need my prostate checked, a guy sticks his finger up my butt.

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#5548 Nov 18, 2013
Why is asphalt black?

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#5549 Nov 18, 2013
The humiliating moment when you realize you accidentally sent a text to your secret crush revealing you have a crush on her.

And then the horrifying moment you realize that, if you live to be 100, you'll never convince her it was sent accidentally.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#5550 Nov 18, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
Why is asphalt black?
Perhaps so it won't show dirt. I know some would probably claim racism as a motive. "See, the road is Black, and you walk and drive all over it, and that is racist, thinking you can walk all over them because they are darker than you are."
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#5551 Nov 18, 2013
for u.



one lonely question.

colour in the sunrise..

TB.

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Indianapolis, IN

#5552 Nov 18, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
Why is asphalt black?
Racist. Reported. LMAO.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5553 Nov 18, 2013
Einstein, purportedly, on the theory of communications:

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5554 Nov 19, 2013
Spermologer: A picker-up of trivia, of current news, a gossip monger, what we would today call a columnist — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk

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Nehwon

#5555 Nov 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
The humiliating moment when you realize you accidentally sent a text to your secret crush revealing you have a crush on her.
And then the horrifying moment you realize that, if you live to be 100, you'll never convince her it was sent accidentally.
I can ponder something worse...

You accidentally sent your secret crush text to your grandmother and she lives to 100.

You will hear about that at every family get-together forever more.

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Nehwon

#5556 Nov 19, 2013
You know how you need to crack your back/knee/ankle/finger/neck?

I wonder if the Earth is the same?

Aww, Venus. That last nap around the sun gave me a kink.

I think I need to crack my Los Angeles.

Nope. Ain't happening.

Let me crack the Fukushima...

Ahh, yeah. that feels good. I can feel the warmth radiating through my crust now...

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#5557 Nov 20, 2013
What if this entire forum is only you and me, and I've made thousands of socks just to mess with you?

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#5558 Nov 21, 2013
A lot of people use the word "ironic" when they really want to convey that it is "apt" or "fitting," so they actually mean the opposite of ironic.

Which is kind of ironic.

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Nehwon

#5559 Nov 21, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
What if this entire forum is only you and me, and I've made thousands of socks just to mess with you?
Dammit.

To all the lurkers, pretend that post was from greymouser.

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Nehwon

#5560 Nov 21, 2013
I need a Miss Manners to answer a question of etiquette here.

I visit someone's home and see throw pillows on the couch.

Does that mean I should throw those pillows at my host?

Or is the host testing me in whether I can resist throwing those pillows at my host?

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#5561 Nov 22, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Dammit.
To all the lurkers, pretend that post was from greymouser.
:D

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#5562 Nov 22, 2013
There's a Salvation Army store in town that offers 50% off all furniture for the homeless, but I can't help but wonder.....

Where in the world do they expect them to keep it?

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Indianapolis, IN

#5563 Nov 22, 2013
Could fathead.com make a life-sized vinyl poster of Barack Obama to stick on your wall, or would that be redundant?

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