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Nov 14, 2013
 

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With all the devastation the hurricane has caused in eastern Asia, Brian Eno's son Phillip is sick of people saying "Awww" when he introduces himself.

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#5545
Nov 17, 2013
 
Occam's Razor boils down to don't add things you don't need.

Bobbit's Scissors would be to cut things out that you can find an easy replacement?
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Yes if it is from the same sink.

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Today we have machines which can look through skin and see bones.

There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped.

There's even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a drop of spit.

But when I need my prostate checked, a guy sticks his finger up my butt.

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Nov 18, 2013
 
Why is asphalt black?

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#5549
Nov 18, 2013
 
The humiliating moment when you realize you accidentally sent a text to your secret crush revealing you have a crush on her.

And then the horrifying moment you realize that, if you live to be 100, you'll never convince her it was sent accidentally.

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#5550
Nov 18, 2013
 
Spirit67_ wrote:
Why is asphalt black?
Perhaps so it won't show dirt. I know some would probably claim racism as a motive. "See, the road is Black, and you walk and drive all over it, and that is racist, thinking you can walk all over them because they are darker than you are."
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#5551
Nov 18, 2013
 
for u.



one lonely question.

colour in the sunrise..

TB.

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Nov 18, 2013
 

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Spirit67_ wrote:
Why is asphalt black?
Racist. Reported. LMAO.

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#5553
Nov 18, 2013
 
Einstein, purportedly, on the theory of communications:

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

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#5554
Nov 19, 2013
 
Spermologer: A picker-up of trivia, of current news, a gossip monger, what we would today call a columnist — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk

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Hoof Arted wrote:
The humiliating moment when you realize you accidentally sent a text to your secret crush revealing you have a crush on her.
And then the horrifying moment you realize that, if you live to be 100, you'll never convince her it was sent accidentally.
I can ponder something worse...

You accidentally sent your secret crush text to your grandmother and she lives to 100.

You will hear about that at every family get-together forever more.

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Nov 19, 2013
 

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You know how you need to crack your back/knee/ankle/finger/neck?

I wonder if the Earth is the same?

Aww, Venus. That last nap around the sun gave me a kink.

I think I need to crack my Los Angeles.

Nope. Ain't happening.

Let me crack the Fukushima...

Ahh, yeah. that feels good. I can feel the warmth radiating through my crust now...

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What if this entire forum is only you and me, and I've made thousands of socks just to mess with you?

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A lot of people use the word "ironic" when they really want to convey that it is "apt" or "fitting," so they actually mean the opposite of ironic.

Which is kind of ironic.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
What if this entire forum is only you and me, and I've made thousands of socks just to mess with you?
Dammit.

To all the lurkers, pretend that post was from greymouser.

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#5560
Nov 21, 2013
 
I need a Miss Manners to answer a question of etiquette here.

I visit someone's home and see throw pillows on the couch.

Does that mean I should throw those pillows at my host?

Or is the host testing me in whether I can resist throwing those pillows at my host?

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#5561
Nov 22, 2013
 
greymouser wrote:
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Dammit.
To all the lurkers, pretend that post was from greymouser.
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There's a Salvation Army store in town that offers 50% off all furniture for the homeless, but I can't help but wonder.....

Where in the world do they expect them to keep it?

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#5563
Nov 22, 2013
 
Could fathead.com make a life-sized vinyl poster of Barack Obama to stick on your wall, or would that be redundant?

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