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#5524
Nov 5, 2013
 
If I were to go to a psychiatrist, should I bring a bag of pecans, filberts and almonds to snack on during the session?

Or would the good doc exclaim "Oh, no! A bunch of nuts!" and start scribbling furiously on his prescription pad?

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Nov 5, 2013
 

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I think I have a good invention.

A filter to put on the soda bottle to eliminate the sugar, artificial flavors and colorings and carbon dioxide bubbly stuff.

The critics will say the end result is just water!

And I'll counter "But it's Coca-cola brand water minus the Coca and cola!"

Oh, wait. Dasani bottled water already beat me to it.

Nevermind.

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#5526
Nov 6, 2013
 
The United States and Britain have apologized for their part in the slave trade in the 18th and 19th centuries, and so they should.
But in the same spirit of moving forward, shouldn't certain African tribes apologize for cooking missionaries in enormous metal cauldrons and stealing their top hats?

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SWAT doesn't mean 'Sealed With A Turd'

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Too many pigs seem to die while eating an apple.

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why are a wise man and a wise guy considered opposites?
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Nov 7, 2013
 

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to ponder.

us. you.. on offbeat
:)

bark bark bark.. chasing cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

peace.

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#5532
Nov 8, 2013
 
If you ate yourself, would you become twice as large or disappear completely?

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What do Mexican Cannibals like to eat?

Refried Beings.

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#5534
Nov 11, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
What do Mexican Cannibals like to eat?

Refried Beings.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....

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I wonder if I could record two cats fighting at midnight, use a bit of auto-tune magic, and have a hit song.

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Cannibals don't leave the table until everyone's eaten.

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#5537
Nov 12, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
Cannibals don't leave the table until everyone's eaten.

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Bwahahaha. You're killing me! I hope I don't taste like chicken.

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#5538
Nov 13, 2013
 
Spotted Girl wrote:
If you ate yourself, would you become twice as large or disappear completely?
kind of sounds like the "'why does a dog lick his balls"' joke....

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What's white and runs down windows?

The Apple Corporation Board of Directors.

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AND THE LIVIN IS EAZY

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... i luv bacon so much i often ponder ... whats wrong with having a real sharp patato peeler a small pig anda tube of neo-sporin ...

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#5541
Nov 13, 2013
 
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Bwahahaha. You're killing me! I hope I don't taste like chicken.
Nothing wrong with chicken. I LIKE chicken!

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Suppose I once burned the midnight oil at 7 PM. How much trouble would I be in?

Completely hypothetical, of course.

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Anyone else noticed that suns upside down is still suns?

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