Stupid things to ponder ...

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#5526 Nov 6, 2013
The United States and Britain have apologized for their part in the slave trade in the 18th and 19th centuries, and so they should.
But in the same spirit of moving forward, shouldn't certain African tribes apologize for cooking missionaries in enormous metal cauldrons and stealing their top hats?

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#5527 Nov 7, 2013
SWAT doesn't mean 'Sealed With A Turd'

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#5528 Nov 7, 2013
Too many pigs seem to die while eating an apple.

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#5529 Nov 7, 2013
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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#5530 Nov 7, 2013
Why are a wise man and a wise guy considered opposites?
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#5531 Nov 7, 2013
to ponder.

us. you.. on offbeat
:)

bark bark bark.. chasing cars.

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#5532 Nov 8, 2013
If you ate yourself, would you become twice as large or disappear completely?

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#5533 Nov 8, 2013
What do Mexican Cannibals like to eat?

Refried Beings.

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#5534 Nov 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
What do Mexican Cannibals like to eat?

Refried Beings.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....

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#5535 Nov 11, 2013
I wonder if I could record two cats fighting at midnight, use a bit of auto-tune magic, and have a hit song.

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#5536 Nov 12, 2013
Cannibals don't leave the table until everyone's eaten.

:/

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#5537 Nov 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Cannibals don't leave the table until everyone's eaten.

:/
Bwahahaha. You're killing me! I hope I don't taste like chicken.

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And walk outa here!

#5538 Nov 13, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
If you ate yourself, would you become twice as large or disappear completely?
kind of sounds like the "'why does a dog lick his balls"' joke....

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#5539 Nov 13, 2013
What's white and runs down windows?

The Apple Corporation Board of Directors.

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#5540 Nov 13, 2013
... i luv bacon so much i often ponder ... whats wrong with having a real sharp patato peeler a small pig anda tube of neo-sporin ...

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#5541 Nov 13, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>
Bwahahaha. You're killing me! I hope I don't taste like chicken.
Nothing wrong with chicken. I LIKE chicken!

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#5542 Nov 13, 2013
Suppose I once burned the midnight oil at 7 PM. How much trouble would I be in?

Completely hypothetical, of course.

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#5543 Nov 14, 2013
Anyone else noticed that suns upside down is still suns?

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#5544 Nov 14, 2013
With all the devastation the hurricane has caused in eastern Asia, Brian Eno's son Phillip is sick of people saying "Awww" when he introduces himself.

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#5545 Nov 17, 2013
Occam's Razor boils down to don't add things you don't need.

Bobbit's Scissors would be to cut things out that you can find an easy replacement?

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