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Mountain City, TN

#5483 Oct 24, 2013
wi-fills

SUJ

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make me giggle

#5484 Oct 25, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
If they show up at a prostitute's house, do the kids get both a trick and a treat?
:O
And yep. My seating on the express handbasket to Hell has been confirmed.
Lol- Pakp

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Nehwon

#5485 Oct 27, 2013
In Genesis 2:19:

"Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name."

I think there should have been a footnote here: God took a Polaroid picture of the animal and wrote notes on the back. These were given to Adam and Eve as a lovely parting gift.

This was the origin of flashcards we use to teach children.

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Spotted World

#5486 Oct 27, 2013
Why is there pro-fanity and not amateur-fanity?

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Pocket full of wry

#5487 Oct 27, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Why is there pro-fanity and not amateur-fanity?
amateur-fanity: Gosh darn dang dognabit!
;D

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Pocket full of wry

#5488 Oct 27, 2013
Why do eye drops now arrive with a many page booklet attached full of instructions and warnings?
Not only is it glued so firmly to the bottle that you have to shred it ; once you pry it loose, you need a microscope to read it.

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Nehwon

#5489 Oct 27, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Why is there pro-fanity and not amateur-fanity?
Gonna have to pull out my *****$%@&*^@ Procrastination Card here..

It's because I never got around to $%#$%# filling out the #$^^$#@$ application $^#^$@% form for $^#^&&@@ Pro status.

$#%@%@# you and the ^$@^&&##@@#%^^@#& &$##$$^@^&$&$# &$# in on.

;)

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Nehwon

#5490 Oct 27, 2013
I wonder if there are some people out there whose reading eyesight is so good that fine print in legal contracts and TV advertisements is normal, normal print, like on topix, is like SHOUTING, and capital letter comments is like SHOUTING WITH A BULLHORN!?

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#5491 Oct 28, 2013
Obama care

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Pocket full of wry

#5492 Oct 28, 2013
Why is it OK to put animals out of intractable pain or misery but not humans?

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Spotted World

#5493 Oct 29, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
Obama care
That is an oxymoron. Does anyone really think Obama cares about anything beyond attacking WP, attacking Christianity, and promoting his Marxist agenda?

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Indianapolis, IN

#5495 Oct 29, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
That is an oxymoron. Does anyone really think Obama cares about anything beyond attacking WP, attacking Christianity, and promoting his Marxist agenda?
Golf.

The guy loves golf.

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#5496 Oct 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Golf.
The guy loves golf.
No cameras. He can smoke. Wonder if his partners have to sign a non-disclosure......

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Spotted World

#5497 Oct 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Golf.
The guy loves golf.
You mean taking a club and attacking something white?

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5498 Oct 29, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
You mean taking a club and attacking something white?
Ooh, yes.

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Nehwon

#5499 Oct 29, 2013
I wonder what a football (US) game would look like with comic book superheroes, cartoon characters or movie creatures.

The Flash as a wide receiver, Incredible Hulk as a center to anchor the offensive line.

Spiderman as a halfback (give him the ball, spins a web to the goalpost and fly over the defense.)

On defense, The Blob, Rope Man (from the Mighty Heroes cartoon) and Edward Scissorhands (snip, snip spiderman webs!)

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Nehwon

#5500 Oct 29, 2013
When pillows engage in playful banter, do they declare "Human Fight!"?

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Nehwon

#5501 Oct 29, 2013
So I went to a local bar to see the music scene. Paid the cover charge and saw a bunch of condoms on stage with music piped in from the local radio station.

But after a number of 50 cent draft beers, I didn't really care the entertainment was just a rubber band.

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#5502 Nov 1, 2013
I think the NSA misunderstood when Obama said "I'd tap that."
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#5503 Nov 1, 2013
What would DEVO do?

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