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Nehwon

#5463 Oct 20, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
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So, it sounds like you are a porphyrologist (someone who studies purple things).
Possibly. Always found purple interesting, both as color and a word.

Now if only I could find someone else to discuss that subject...

Any ideas, Purple Gurl?

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Nehwon

#5464 Oct 20, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
A Republican Senator hands a Democrat Senator one dice and says "Roll this die, and if you roll a one, two, three, four or five the economy goes into the toilet."
"What," asked the Democrat, "if I roll a six?"
"You get to roll again."
And guess what happens when the Democrat rolls 6,6,6?

Bold Die Fraud!

How else can you explain Ohio going for Obama unless there was Satanic intervention overriding the Diebold voting machine programming?

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#5465 Oct 20, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Hrmm...
I would have thought Johnson and Johnson, makers of K-Y Jelly, would make those slips.


K-Y Jelly is for Sex, Put it on Doorknob to keep the kids out,..

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Spotted World

#5466 Oct 20, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Not sure if I could say that.
People can turn red with or without some sax.
So if a sax enthusiast also likes fiddles, would that mean they are into BDSM? You know, some violins with the sax?

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#5467 Oct 21, 2013
Tupperware is really handy for when you feel like throwing your food away another day.

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#5468 Oct 21, 2013
Green Peas Growing Hair,...

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Spotted World

#5469 Oct 21, 2013
If an adult likes to play a violin along with children, does that make them a pervert? Since they like to fiddle with kids...

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#5470 Oct 22, 2013
The Beatles have reunited and are releasing a new album...

but it's mostly just drums and bass.

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Nehwon

#5471 Oct 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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So if a sax enthusiast also likes fiddles, would that mean they are into BDSM? You know, some violins with the sax?
I don't know.

Perhaps we should ask a drummer. I think they might know something about the beat(ing)s.

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Nehwon

#5472 Oct 23, 2013
I wonder how many budding arsonists were disappointed in their childhood when they caught their first firefly.

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Spotted World

#5473 Oct 23, 2013
Why are prisons called penal institutions rather than anal institutions?

If a house of ill repute or an adult bookstore were converted to a prison, would it be considered a penile institution?

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Nehwon

#5474 Oct 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Why are prisons called penal institutions rather than anal institutions?
If a house of ill repute or an adult bookstore were converted to a prison, would it be considered a penile institution?
Hrm.

So when women are incarcerated into the penal system, is that a punishment or a lengthy Chippendale's show?
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#5475 Oct 24, 2013
I know people say OCD should be CDO because that way it's in the right order, but that makes it not make sense. Surely it ought to be COO, that way it's alphabetical and the disorder is replaced with order
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#5476 Oct 24, 2013
When trick or treating. The trick treaters say >trick or treat?< the homeowner says trick and gets a trick played on them, if they say treat shouldn't they get given a treat?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#5477 Oct 24, 2013
Stocking wrote:
I know people say OCD should be CDO because that way it's in the right order, but that makes it not make sense. Surely it ought to be COO, that way it's alphabetical and the disorder is replaced with order
reading your comment is messing with my OCD ! Lol
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#5478 Oct 24, 2013


stewie griffn.

im not following the story arch here.

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Nehwon

#5479 Oct 24, 2013
Stocking wrote:
When trick or treating. The trick treaters say >trick or treat?< the homeowner says trick and gets a trick played on them, if they say treat shouldn't they get given a treat?
If they show up at a prostitute's house, do the kids get both a trick and a treat?

:O

And yep. My seating on the express handbasket to Hell has been confirmed.

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#5480 Oct 24, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>If they show up at a prostitute's house, do the kids get both a trick and a treat?

:O

And yep. My seating on the express handbasket to Hell has been confirmed.
I scoot over and make room for you :)

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5481 Oct 24, 2013
I wonder if Tony Orlando and Dawn ever did a concert in Fort Lauderdale at dusk.

Reference for the young whippersnappers messing with my lawn:


Bonus game - spot the one person that doesn't look completely stoned out of their gourd in that video.

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Nehwon

#5482 Oct 24, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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I scoot over and make room for you :)
That's awfully nice of you!

But I must warn you...

My Last Supper request before my auto-da-fe is an all I can eat Taco Bell buffet.

On the plus side, the smell of Hellfire and burning brimstone will be a welcome relief.

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