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Nehwon

#5443 Oct 15, 2013
Are sperm banks full service?

Do they issue loans?

Bet there's stiff penalties for early withdrawals from the IRAs.

Guessing they'll lie there too and say your pen is just as good as their chained ones for signing any documents.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#5444 Oct 15, 2013
greymouser wrote:
Are sperm banks full service?
Do they issue loans?
Bet there's stiff penalties for early withdrawals from the IRAs.
Guessing they'll lie there too and say your pen is just as good as their chained ones for signing any documents.

Kleen-X makes their deposit Slips,...

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REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#5445 Oct 15, 2013
LOL ...

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#5446 Oct 15, 2013
Do Purple girls ever turn other colors?

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#5447 Oct 16, 2013
Tom Hanks announced in Los Angeles that he has diabetes. When he was in Philadelphia he had AIDS.

Does that mean he's getting better?

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Nehwon

#5448 Oct 17, 2013
Big Time wrote:
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Kleen-X makes their deposit Slips,...
Hrmm...

I would have thought Johnson and Johnson, makers of K-Y Jelly, would make those slips.

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Nehwon

#5449 Oct 17, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
Do Purple girls ever turn other colors?
Yep.

Since purple is a mixture of red and blue, all that needs to happen is to take the blues away and you'll be blushing red.

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Nehwon

#5450 Oct 17, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Tom Hanks announced in Los Angeles that he has diabetes. When he was in Philadelphia he had AIDS.
Does that mean he's getting better?
Nah.

He was killed Saving Private Ryan when the Germans figured out that fraulein was a Bosom Buddy cross dresser.

It took a while, but those Germans realized invading Tom Hank's Pole-land was a drunken mistake.

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Spotted World

#5451 Oct 17, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep.
Since purple is a mixture of red and blue, all that needs to happen is to take the blues away and you'll be blushing red.
So a Purple lady without a saxophone is really red?

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#5452 Oct 17, 2013
My boss says "Don't ever give up on something that you can't go a full day without thinking about."

It really isn't helping me quit smoking.
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#5453 Oct 17, 2013
When Topix ends the game and the champions are 'immortalized', will this ceremony take place on Halloween? It's worryingly close to it. Last time I heard somebody talking like that about being immortalized it was in films and it was never a good thing, either involved exchanges of blood or, perhaps worse, being made into a statue
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#5454 Oct 17, 2013

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#5455 Oct 18, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep.
Since purple is a mixture of red and blue, all that needs to happen is to take the blues away and you'll be blushing red.
So, it sounds like you are a porphyrologist (someone who studies purple things).

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#5456 Oct 18, 2013
Stocking wrote:
When Topix ends the game and the champions are 'immortalized', will this ceremony take place on Halloween? It's worryingly close to it. Last time I heard somebody talking like that about being immortalized it was in films and it was never a good thing, either involved exchanges of blood or, perhaps worse, being made into a statue
~claps hands and gets as excited as a retard~ For once in my life. Am in the right place at the right time.

Your post is so me!

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#5457 Oct 18, 2013
I was listening as two drunks argued about the economy.

It was like listening to two blind guys arguing over a painting.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#5458 Oct 18, 2013
Does Neo's girlfriend constantly nag him with 'Take the blue pill, Neo!

“You think so?”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#5459 Oct 18, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I was listening as two drunks argued about the economy.
It was like listening to two blind guys arguing over a painting.
Was one democrat and the other republican?
You did mention 2 blind guys.
Where they by any chance exchanging food stamp cards,
so one could buy the other a drink?
:: that's right, dems & reps get different cards!::
I think the IRS instigated that=?=
like they'll be doing as to whether we live or die.

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#5460 Oct 18, 2013
They are doing THAT now...putting the American citizens Through HOOPS...WAIT...WAIT...WAIT..to BUY anything.. Read Halloween Sales are DOWN..Due to their TEMPER TANTRUMS...and EVERYTHING else..::(

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Since: Dec 10

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#5461 Oct 19, 2013
A Republican Senator hands a Democrat Senator one dice and says "Roll this die, and if you roll a one, two, three, four or five the economy goes into the toilet."

"What," asked the Democrat, "if I roll a six?"

"You get to roll again."

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5462 Oct 20, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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So a Purple lady without a saxophone is really red?
Not sure if I could say that.

People can turn red with or without some sax.

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