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# Stupid things to ponder ...

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#5405 Oct 10, 2013
"Smoke if You Got 'em"

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#5406 Oct 10, 2013
Or

Make Hole,

Make it Wide,...

as the case may be,...

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#5407 Oct 10, 2013
What would happen if a Spotted girl moves to a city called Stripes?

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#5408 Oct 10, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What would happen if a Spotted girl moves to a city called Stripes?

Accelerated Entropy,...

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#5409 Oct 10, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What would happen if a Spotted girl moves to a city called Stripes?
I'm fairly sure you would be barred.

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#5410 Oct 10, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What would happen if a Spotted girl moves to a city called Stripes?
Or she gets the spatula treatment.
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#5411 Oct 10, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Just wondering....... Why is it that all instruments created to find intelligent life are pointed AWAY from Earth?
So true, I wonder why...

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#5412 Oct 11, 2013
Is there any doubt that some mathematician, somewhere, has developed an equation to describe the downward and ever-narrowing spiral path of a turd being flushed in a commode?

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#5413 Oct 11, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Is there any doubt that some mathematician, somewhere, has developed an equation to describe the downward and ever-narrowing spiral path of a turd being flushed in a commode?
I would hope so!

And relayed that information to the Civil Engineers when they design the sewer systems.

Could you even imagine a 19 cent jalapeno burrito day at Taco Bell?
Where roughly an hour later, every toilet was flushed?

The ensuing sewer jam and backlash eruptions might knock the moon out of its orbit!

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#5414 Oct 11, 2013
Wile E. Coyote (super-genius) possessed a lot of ACME products that have been video documented as either defective or fraudulent.

I bet that would make a great "Law & Order: Civil Suit" series.

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#5415 Oct 14, 2013
elise in burque wrote:
<quoted text>In that case, I really, really don't care. Hate rats.
How the heck are you, PG?
Just fine, all purply...:)

What does it feel like being a space alien anyway?

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#5416 Oct 14, 2013
A steak done medium is a steak well done.

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#5417 Oct 14, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Is there any doubt that some mathematician, somewhere, has developed an equation to describe the downward and ever-narrowing spiral path of a turd being flushed in a commode?
Actually made me look that up. Turns out the water releases at the rim are angled and start the spiraling effect. Now we can all sleep easier........

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#5418 Oct 14, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
A steak done medium is a steak well done.

with O'Charley's Rolls,...

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#5419 Oct 14, 2013
Captn Morgan wrote:
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Actually made me look that up. Turns out the water releases at the rim are angled and start the spiraling effect. Now we can all sleep easier........
Yes. And there's a little opening in the bottom of the bowl where the S-curve starts which shoots water through the S-curve to initiate the flow of waste in a downward direction. Without that (or if it gets plugged up), the bowl will just fill up and overflow faster than it empties through the curve. Been there, scrubbed the floor with bleach.

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#5420 Oct 14, 2013
Those Comparison ADS..when ya sank into a grocery store..One basket of their items versus their competitors.. DRIVES ME BONKERS!!

I mean I have stepped foot inside THEIR store to shop..IF I wanted to go to their Competitiors ..
I WOULD HAVE!!

To me, this type of behavior is in BAD FORM...Badgering for WHAT???

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#5421 Oct 14, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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Yes. And there's a little opening in the bottom of the bowl where the S-curve starts which shoots water through the S-curve to initiate the flow of waste in a downward direction. Without that (or if it gets plugged up), the bowl will just fill up and overflow faster than it empties through the curve. Been there, scrubbed the floor with bleach.
Little wonder they knighted Sir Thomas Crapper.....

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#5422 Oct 14, 2013
Captn Morgan wrote:
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Actually made me look that up. Turns out the water releases at the rim are angled and start the spiraling effect. Now we can all sleep easier........
What?!
All these years I thought it was the Coriolis affect!
http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp
You mean those obnoxious Australians just put their little squirters backwards to be different!

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#5423 Oct 14, 2013
The effect is proportional to the angular velocity (which determines the relative speed of two different points in the rotating frame of reference), and to the component of the velocity of the object in a plane perpendicular to the axis of rotation (which determines how quickly it moves between those points). This also gives a term -\boldsymbol\Omega\times\bolds ymbol v.
This shows that the small initial rotation due to the earth is amplified by gravitational draining and conservation of angular momentum to become a rapid vortex and may be observed under carefully controlled laboratory conditions.[

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#5424 Oct 14, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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What?!
All these years I thought it was the Coriolis affect!
http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp
You mean those obnoxious Australians just put their little squirters backwards to be different!
Yep the Coriolis affect isn't a lockdown principle. We need to hear from a beer drinking Aussie to resolve this. Or maybe you and I need to do a road trip for research..:)

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