Stupid things to ponder ...

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#5385 Oct 4, 2013
Apple is working on a new 3-D technology that can be seen without special glasses, but it isn't ready yet.

In the meantime, if you want to experience 3-D without wearing special 3-D glasses, you'll have to go outside and look at something.

Since: Jan 07

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#5386 Oct 4, 2013
A map with the scale of 2 Miles = 1 Mile

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#5387 Oct 5, 2013
I was doing curls in the gym today but fear I overdid it.

Now I look like Shirley Temple.
Lets write a novel

Arkadelphia, AR

#5388 Oct 5, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Nothing is as underrated as a good bowel movement.
Especially after you, Mr. Hoof Arted, makes an apperance. And WHY, oh, WHY,when we are in the throes of such a wonderous event as a bowel movement, should the devil have all the good music?

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#5389 Oct 5, 2013
Congress

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5390 Oct 5, 2013
The discoverer of popcorn:

"What's happening? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! Kill it with fire! NO! STOP! THAT'S JUST MAKING MORE OF IT!"

“Take me to your kitchen”

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#5391 Oct 5, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
The discoverer of popcorn:
"What's happening? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! Kill it with fire! NO! STOP! THAT'S JUST MAKING MORE OF IT!"
:D Popcorn was invented/discovered by Native American Indians. It was also the first breakfast cereal. Often served warm with milk and sugar or honey in the lean meatless winters of the earlier settlers (Quakers).

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Nehwon

#5392 Oct 5, 2013
I can't seem to find Olay on the map.

Apparently, they have oil.

From what I understand with google results is that they are ruled by "Proctor and Gamble."

Who are those people and what is our foreign policy with them?

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Nehwon

#5393 Oct 5, 2013
Three strikes and you're out.

Can you think of a better way to get out of a dull party your wife drags you to?

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#5394 Oct 5, 2013
If I eat both pasta and antipasti, can I keep eating and eating since the 2 would counteract each other?

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Nehwon

#5395 Oct 5, 2013
I propose using eminent domain to allow the construction of a corn mills immediately below the Hoover Dam.

With the abundance of corn from the Great Plains shipped there to be processed, we could have tortillas or taco shells for everyone!

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

#5396 Oct 5, 2013
Coupons. Cents off of name brand products that cost twice as much as the off brand generics.

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Nehwon

#5397 Oct 5, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
If I eat both pasta and antipasti, can I keep eating and eating since the 2 would counteract each other?
Isn't that the Little Italy Diet I saw on a late informercial?

HI! I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMAZING LITTLE ITALY DIET WHERE YOU CAN EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE AND STILL HAVE YOUR 40 YEAR OLD SON LIVE WITH YOU! CALL NOW!

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#5398 Oct 6, 2013
Where is the town of Spots?

The weatherman said it would be raining in spots today.........

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Spotted World

#5399 Oct 7, 2013
Would an intoxicated gun be called loaded?

Since: Jan 07

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#5400 Oct 7, 2013
Here are 25 of the hottest cheerleaders on NFL sidelines

Yesterday that ad said Alabama Cheerleaders and same picture,


Roll Tide but I still didn't click on it,...
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#5401 Oct 7, 2013
That strip of grass between the sidewalk and the curb, why is it called the "park strip" or "parking strip" when you get in trouble for parking on it?(even a motorcycle)

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#5402 Oct 7, 2013
Just wondering....... Why is it that all instruments created to find intelligent life are pointed AWAY from Earth?

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Nehwon

#5403 Oct 8, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Just wondering....... Why is it that all instruments created to find intelligent life are pointed AWAY from Earth?
Well, there is one instrument trying to find intelligent life on Earth, but so far CSPAN hasn't found a shred of evidence from Congress.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5404 Oct 10, 2013
I kept smelling what vaguely could be described as 'smoke' at random times and places -- even though it was in places where I knew full well there couldn't be smoke.

Google suggested I might have 'phantosmia', a syndrome where the brain falsely interprets olfactory nerve impulses as real odors.

Then I tried washing my moustache. I'm cured!

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