Stupid things to ponder ...

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Nehwon

#5365 Sep 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
If I think the Daytona 500 is better than the Indianapolis 400, does that make me a racist?
Perhaps.

Do you denigrate people who like the latter by calling them (with a sneer in your voice)...

Wait for it...

Indyans?

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Nehwon

#5366 Sep 23, 2013
/may be a double post

As I stood on the balcony looking out over my barony, I noticed the ebony peony were in disharmony with a pony committing a felony.

By telephony, I dispatched my crony, Tony (Best man at my matrimony ceremony), from the monotony of his oniony gluttony to provide testimony.

That pony, named Stony, was trained to stomp on my ebony peony colony by my ex-wife, the Moony Briony, whose breath nowadays is muttony and brimstony.

Turns out, Tony's sanctimony and proved phony to deprive me of my patrimony at the alimony hearing for his hegemony with Briony to be more cushiony.

Alas, this is a story of agony and not irony. Perhaps I'll take up falconry.
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#5367 Sep 24, 2013
I was told something which seems to have worked out true. If when you're twirling round, like on a roundabout or just round and round (kids game, do I still do that, erm..) or if very drunk, if it's clockwise it's OK, but if it goes anti-clockwise, it's not and you'll get sick. So, I wonder if it's the other way round for Australians, as I think that water goes down the plug-hole the other way so may be

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#5368 Sep 24, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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A runway?!?
You should be looking for one that has a fly-thru window!
You're important now and you have places to be at Mach 3!
Our local Mickey D's already has a window that flies go through....

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Spotted World

#5369 Sep 24, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps.
Do you denigrate people who like the latter by calling them (with a sneer in your voice)...
Wait for it...
Indyans?
What about people who pronounce onions as "unyuns?"

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#5370 Sep 24, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Does anyone else wander all through the house while talking on the phone?
DOES a Walkie-Talkie count.????? Kids in the treehouse...

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#5371 Sep 24, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
What about people who pronounce onions as "unyuns?"
Water you talking about?

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Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#5372 Sep 28, 2013
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

-- Oscar Wilde

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#5373 Sep 28, 2013
A recent survey has discovered that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population...
Dusty

Reading, PA

#5374 Sep 28, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
A recent survey has discovered that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population...
what kind of people ?

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#5375 Sep 28, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
A recent survey has discovered that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population...
I demand a re-count....

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Spotted World

#5376 Oct 2, 2013
Why are Chinese people often smaller than Americans, but Chinese cockroaches are much larger than American cockroaches?
chunky dunker

Arkadelphia, AR

#5377 Oct 2, 2013
opistoglyph wrote:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one around to hear, did it really crush that stupid chipmunk?
Yes, it did.
chunky dunker

Arkadelphia, AR

#5378 Oct 2, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Isn't TODAY .. the TOMORROW
we worried about YESTERDAY??!!
Yes.It is.
chunky dunker

Arkadelphia, AR

#5379 Oct 2, 2013
Why should the devil have all the good music?

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#5380 Oct 3, 2013
Nothing is as underrated as a good bowel movement.

Since: Jan 07

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#5381 Oct 3, 2013
Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

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#5382 Oct 3, 2013
You're never too old to learn something stupid...

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Rockin' USA ;)

#5383 Oct 4, 2013
How long do ya think a jet stream stays intact before it loses its form???

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#5384 Oct 4, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
How long do ya think a jet stream stays intact before it loses its form???
...at least until your broom crosses its path...
Good Morning Miss Sunnysides

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