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Spotted World

#5343 Sep 18, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Can you smoke a hash tag?
Only if the computer is on fire.

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Nehwon

#5344 Sep 18, 2013
I'd like to hang some new curtains but I think that might be tied up in the appeals courts for decades.

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Nehwon

#5345 Sep 18, 2013
As nice as technology is, I look at the myriad of buttons on various remote controls for the TV or stereo, etc.

It would be nice if they were voice activated like in my youth.

Dad said "Greymouser. Change the channel on the TV."

And it changed!

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#5346 Sep 18, 2013
Turned In at Lost and Found: $6.3M Lotto Ticket

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Nehwon

#5347 Sep 18, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
Turned In at Lost and Found:$6.3M Lotto Ticket
Does holding a jackpot lottery ticket change you or just reveal the true content of the character of you and those around you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_%...

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#5348 Sep 19, 2013
greymouser wrote:
I'd like to hang some new curtains but I think that might be tied up in the appeals courts for decades.
What did the curtains do to get hung?

The court battle sounds like a suit against banana growers - tied up in appeals.

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Spotted World

#5349 Sep 19, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Does holding a jackpot lottery ticket change you or just reveal the true content of the character of you and those around you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_%...
Well, it amplifies the character you already have. So you aren't so much "changing" as you are growing into whatever direction you are already headed. The winnings are like fertilizer. Fertilizer doesn't cause plants, but only helps them grow faster, and if there are weeds in your garden, then they grow better too (unless the fertilizer is poison to the weeds, like in the human example of a junkie finally affording enough drugs at once to do themselves in).

I think if I were the guy in the article, I'd have better luck. I'd hope I would have raised my family better. I certainly would avoid bars and most gambling. Sure, I might would buy a few more scratch-offs, but not take all my winnings to Vegas.

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Orion's Belt

#5350 Sep 19, 2013
If I build it, will they really come?

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Greensburg, IN

#5351 Sep 19, 2013
Only if you get up earlier than usual.

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#5352 Sep 19, 2013
Winning the mega-millions lottery won't change me at all. I will still go through the local McDonald's two or three times a week.

As soon as they install a runway.

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#5353 Sep 19, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Does holding a jackpot lottery ticket change you or just reveal the true content of the character of you and those around you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_%...
There is an old story about a fellow who prayed every day , "God, Let me win the lottery".

Each drawing he sat eagerly awaiting the winning numbers,
only to be disappointed again and again.

He tried positive affirmations,
by telling everyone he knew
that someday he was going to win the lottery.

And he never forgot his prayers to heaven.

He grew old, sick and broken.
On his death bed, he prayed,
" I have been a faithful servant God.
Good to my fellow man and a quiet soul.
Why would you not answer
the only true request I asked? "

Suddenly the room was filled with Heavenly light
and a booming voice came from above.

"Bob, Bob, Bob, Why didn't you ever buy a ticket?"

;-)

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Spotted World

#5354 Sep 19, 2013
If I think the Daytona 500 is better than the Indianapolis 400, does that make me a racist?

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#5355 Sep 19, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
If I think the Daytona 500 is better than the Indianapolis 400, does that make me a racist?
No, the contents of your lengthy posts here are what make you one! Chilli J...here to help!

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Spotted World

#5356 Sep 19, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
No, the contents of your lengthy posts here are what make you one! Chilli J...here to help!
Or what about the contents of my heart, spots and all?

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#5357 Sep 20, 2013
My buddy poured broth all over his truck yesterday because he wanted to soup it up.

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#5358 Sep 20, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Or what about the contents of my heart, spots and all?
I'll have to take your word on it. All I've seen are your posts here!:(

You have a good one!

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#5359 Sep 21, 2013
"Smoking is bad for you - it increases your heart rate"

"Exercise is good for you - it increases your heart rate"

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

SUJ

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make me giggle

#5360 Sep 21, 2013
LunchLady wrote:
Do you think you ever drank the same water twice?
Of course. For that matter we are all breathing dinosaur farts.

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#5361 Sep 23, 2013
Does anyone else wander all through the house while talking on the phone?

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Orion's Belt

#5362 Sep 23, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Only if you get up earlier than usual.
Okay, done that. So, do you think they will come now?

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