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Nehwon

#5323 Sep 15, 2013
It's a good thing elephants are herbivores.

I wouldn't want to be near one that ate a bad clam.
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#5324 Sep 16, 2013
In the doctor's waiting room and a woman comes in with a little kid, she's calling him Neander, like Neander come here, Neander sit still now and so on, he's saying, ok mummy and so on. She's called in.. Mrs Fall, room.. Oh no no no Mrs Fall! I've often noticed that a goodly number of famous people have unusual names.. ponder whether they felt they had to make it big because of their names or if their names was just the start of it... and I ponder how many poor ordinaries are out there with odd names..... I think parents take a big chance, or do they just not consider it. Like what was going on in your head Mrs Fall when you thought of Neander

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#5325 Sep 16, 2013
The purpose of Assads interview.

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#5326 Sep 16, 2013
A fortune teller told me I'd come into some money soon.

Last night I made love to a girl named Penny.

Spooky or what?

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Nehwon

#5327 Sep 16, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
A fortune teller told me I'd come into some money soon.
Last night I made love to a girl named Penny.
Spooky or what?
Indeed. I look forward to the Maury show to fill us in with the rest of the detail.

<Penny> He's my little Nick. I like to call him Nick'el.

<Penny> This was supposed to be a secret, but times are tough. Gonna have to dime him out there.

<Penny> Maury, I need to know. I could use some Benjamin's to help raise him.

<commercial break> For only a dollar a day, you can keep hedge fund managers from hunger. If only 1 million of you would join in, we can stamp out the shame of flying first class on commercial airlines. Won't you please help? Call now!

<Penny> Maury! He only lasted a quarter of a minute!

<Maury> By Sacagawea! Let's put this two bit Loony-ness to rest. I have the results. Hoof Arted. You <dramatic pause> will need to wait until after the next commercial break.

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Nehwon

#5328 Sep 16, 2013
Weapons of Mass Destruction.

I guess I shouldn't consume eggs before going to church.

The natural chemical vileness of my release would certainly clear any church and disrupt the Communion ceremony.

TMI?

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5329 Sep 16, 2013
greymouser wrote:
Weapons of Mass Destruction.
I guess I shouldn't consume eggs before going to church.
The natural chemical vileness of my release would certainly clear any church and disrupt the Communion ceremony.
TMI?
Or like one guy found out, Superglue can be a WAD. Weapon of A** Destruction. Someone put some on a toilet seat.

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Nehwon

#5330 Sep 16, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Or like one guy found out, Superglue can be a WAD. Weapon of A** Destruction. Someone put some on a toilet seat.
Don't leave us in suspense there.

Did he remove it with nail polish remover and a spatula?(ouch, the burning! get it off! not that fast!)

Or did he accept his fate, and ask the question to every wife dreads to answer: "Do these pants make my butt look like there's a toilet seat under them?"

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... da union suit ...

#5331 Sep 16, 2013
... why someone would want to cast a spell to get your ex lover back .???

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Nehwon

#5332 Sep 16, 2013
I've come to the conclusion that golf is no fun.

I always get a hole-in-one.

But with my hook/slice it's not the hole I'm playing.

For example, on the first hole, I'll sink the ball on the 18th hole.

So technically, I shoot 18 on every course. And have 36 fights - 18 with the people I'm playing with (money bets involved, of course) and 18 with the people my ball interrupted their play.

With so many fights, you'd think it was a Hockey game.

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... da union suit ...

#5333 Sep 16, 2013
greymouser wrote:
I've come to the conclusion that golf is no fun.
I always get a hole-in-one.
But with my hook/slice it's not the hole I'm playing.
For example, on the first hole, I'll sink the ball on the 18th hole.
So technically, I shoot 18 on every course. And have 36 fights - 18 with the people I'm playing with (money bets involved, of course) and 18 with the people my ball interrupted their play.
With so many fights, you'd think it was a Hockey game.
... BArump bump ...

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Nehwon

#5334 Sep 16, 2013
Next time I go to buy a new car, I want to test out all the TV advertising claims. So on the test drive, it might go like this:

<salesdroid> The rich Corinthian leather makes quite a comfortable drive.

<greymouser> oh, yeah. It's quite soft. Let's check out how the engine power is on a hill.

<salesdroid> No problem. Make a right at the next light.

...

<greymouser> Climbed that hill pretty good. Didn't even need to downshift.

<salesdroid> Natch. Let me tell you about the ABS, AM/FM, and Solid State Blinker Fluid...

<greymouser> Can you hold that thought? I'd like to try out the airbag deployment system.

<salesdroid> the what?

<greymouser> You have your seat belt on. Good.

<salesdroid> What?

<greymouser> Nice acceleration when I stomp on the gas.

<salesdroid> Uhh, yeah.... there's a brazillion ponies under that hood. Watch out for that 18 wheeler.

<greymouser> I see it. I'm aiming for it.

<salesdroid> Whaaa... Aiiiiiiii!

...

<greymouser> Nice airbags. Felt like I was bouncing in one of them Moon Bounce things you rent for children's parties.

<salesdroid> ...

<greymouser> I'll buy it. Not this one of course. It's a wreck.

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#5335 Sep 17, 2013
Butterflies today are not what they used to be.

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#5336 Sep 17, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Butterflies today are not what they used to be.
Hehehehehe...clever :)

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Since: Jun 11

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#5337 Sep 17, 2013
I'm pondering whether I should put this banana on a sandwich or in my ice cream later on?

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5338 Sep 17, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
I'm pondering whether I should put this banana on a sandwich or in my ice cream later on?
Well that all depends on whether you have any peanut butter at hand.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5339 Sep 17, 2013
Can you smoke a hash tag?

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5340 Sep 17, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
Are there slaughter-houses for "My Little Ponies"?
No but there's the "My Little Glue Factory". Accessory.

Since: Nov 10

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#5341 Sep 17, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
The purpose of Assads interview.
Spirit67...thinking I'm 3 different people...and thinking I'm a Face Hockey fan...anybody who knows me...knows I LOVE Hockey...Go Flyers!!!

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5342 Sep 18, 2013
Would Walter White or Jesse Pinkman dare to tie up their cellphone for 2 hours to install IOS7?

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