“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5283 Sep 4, 2013
I was considering taking a nonstop flight to California but then I realized getting off would have been nearly impossible.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#5284 Sep 4, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I was considering taking a nonstop flight to California but then I realized getting off would have been nearly impossible.
Just getting ON the plane will be rather difficult.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5285 Sep 4, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I was considering taking a nonstop flight to California but then I realized getting off would have been nearly impossible.
It can be done.

Ask D.B. Cooper how he did something like that.

Although, finding him will be the bigger challenge.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5286 Sep 4, 2013
If I carry on a packed parachute backpack, am I just a Boy Scout being prepared or is there something more sinister going on?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#5287 Sep 5, 2013
When I saw my first slug, it was a spotted thing to ponder.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5289 Sep 5, 2013
I think I saw a mime begging today.

He was just standing there holding a blank piece of cardboard.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#5290 Sep 6, 2013
Why is it that wrong numbers are never busy?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5291 Sep 6, 2013
Pterodactyls are probably extinct because of the pterrible and ptedious spelling of their sptupid sptecies name.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#5292 Sep 6, 2013
Am pondering, if I put my finger in that, will it hurt, or will it get stuck?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#5293 Sep 6, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Pterodactyls are probably extinct because of the pterrible and ptedious spelling of their sptupid sptecies name.
Never gonna live it down. Not in a million years.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5294 Sep 10, 2013
Since hurricanes have an eye, do they select a specific target when they make landfall?

For example, Hurricane Miley spots a Fabio like creature from thousands of miles away.

First, she'll blow him with wind.

Then pound him with a storm surge and heavy downpours.

And if he's lucky, he'll wake up in a wet spot.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#5295 Sep 10, 2013
I'm tempted to ask Siri to "ask Siri how to ask Siri a question."

But then I remember this:



Kinda suck to be the person who asked the question that brought the internet down permanently. The history books won't be kind.
Drizzt

Chicago, IL

#5296 Sep 10, 2013
I wonder if we will ever really know how many black guys Katrina blew?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5297 Sep 11, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Am pondering, if I put my finger in that, will it hurt, or will it get stuck?
Test it with a single finger first. If that goes well, try a couple more. Most bowling balls have oversized holes,so it shouldn't be an issue.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#5298 Sep 11, 2013
Is anyone here going to eat cat food for supper?

Iams.

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

Atrisco Village

#5299 Sep 11, 2013
1.Does 10,000 steps walked by a short person burn the same amount of calories as those walked by a tall person?

2. Who gives a rat's ass?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#5300 Sep 12, 2013
elise in burque wrote:
1.Does 10,000 steps walked by a short person burn the same amount of calories as those walked by a tall person?
2. Who gives a rat's ass?
For number 2, the rats do.

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

Atrisco Village

#5301 Sep 12, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
<quoted text>
For number 2, the rats do.
In that case, I really, really don't care. Hate rats.

How the heck are you, PG?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#5302 Sep 12, 2013
I really don't ponder this as much as it amuses me.
Sweety pie and her myriad of socks critique my posts via PM's with which she has me blocked. She/he/it missed my "bite me" every time.

So reaching out to you, Oh wise Sweety Pie...

Bite me!

Just keep hanging onto those two words. You'll be okay.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#5303 Sep 12, 2013
Hmmm....Harley.

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