Stupid things to ponder ...

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And walk outa here!

#5241 Aug 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
"Have you ever paid for sex?"
"Well, yeah."
"How much?"
"The house, both cars, and getting to see the kids only every other weekend."
and yet prostitution is illegal...

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#5242 Aug 29, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>and yet prostitution is illegal...
Except in court, you pay someone to keep from getting screwed and still get screwed.

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#5243 Aug 29, 2013
Me at age 5: "I wish I had a dollar."

Me at age 15: "I wish I had hundred dollars."

Me at age 30: "I wish I had a million dollars."

Me at age 60: "I wish I had a dollar."

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Shaft Of Light

#5244 Aug 29, 2013
Why do they call it, "cop a feel"?
Is it because, "airport security guard feel" is too long?

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Nehwon

#5245 Aug 29, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Why do they call it, "cop a feel"?
Is it because, "airport security guard feel" is too long?
Taking a wild guess here..

If you were suspected of being criminal, the cops would frisk you down looking for hidden weapons. Some were so enthusiastic about their jobs and paid particular attention to parts of your body. Many times, just to be sure.

Nowadays, trying to catch a flight is suspicious criminal activity.

After all, who would even think of leaving the safety and security of their home?!?

Stay home and don't forget to lock your doors.

If you don't, you might go to prison where someone else will surely lock your doors of your new home for you.

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Nehwon

#5246 Aug 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
"Have you ever paid for sex?"
"Well, yeah."
"How much?"
"The house, both cars, and getting to see the kids only every other weekend."
I like to cruise the avenues where the hookers are. The exchange usually goes something like this:

<greymouser> yeeaahh, baby. I need a date tonight. What does fifty bucks get me?

<Staarr, the hooker> Anything you want.

<greymouser> Nice. I'm having trouble with my computer wireless link to the TV. I think there's a problem with the Comcast feed.

<Staarr> Honey, I can solve all your problems tonight.

<greymouser> Tonight?!? Sweet! Get in.

-two minutes after coming home-

<Staarr> Worked out your problem honey. Are you satisfied?

<greymouser> ooooooh, yeahhhh. you were incredible! Now I can stream that Netflix movie and have picture in picture with the Comcast NFL network broadcast! You are the best!

<Staarr> Anything else I can do for you or to you?

<greymouser> Yeah. Any idea how to cancel the cable guy from coming out next week due to arrive between the hours of 0200 Tuesday and 2100 the following Monday?

<Staarr> Sweetie, I'm a goddess but even the divine have their limits.

<greymouser> Got it. Got a business card with a number I can call if the wifi router starts acting up?

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#5247 Sep 1, 2013
Please, help stamp out and do away with redundancy, before it's too late and the opportunity has passed.

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#5248 Sep 1, 2013
If Obama can keep his Nobel Peace Prize, Assad deserves the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

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#5249 Sep 1, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If Obama can keep his Nobel Peace Prize, Assad deserves the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
Then we should give Jeffrey Dahmer a Nobel Prize for medicine or humanitarianism.

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#5250 Sep 1, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If Obama can keep his Nobel Peace Prize, Assad deserves the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
That, friend, is heavy.

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Indianapolis, IN

#5251 Sep 1, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Then we should give Jeffrey Dahmer a Nobel Prize for medicine or humanitarianism.
Or a series on the Food Network?
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#5252 Sep 1, 2013
How awful it would be if Ryan Reynolds had a speech impediment, and pronounced his R's as W's. It certainly wouldn't have been good for his career. I'm not really sure why I am thinking about something so stupid, LOL

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#5253 Sep 1, 2013
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession however I have come to realize that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.

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Indianapolis, IN

#5254 Sep 1, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
How awful it would be if Ryan Reynolds had a speech impediment, and pronounced his R's as W's. It certainly wouldn't have been good for his career. I'm not really sure why I am thinking about something so stupid, LOL
It never seemed to slow down Babwa Waawaa.
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#5255 Sep 1, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
It never seemed to slow down Babwa Waawaa.
LOL......How about "Ethel Thayer, thounds like I'm lithping doethn't it?"

--"On Golden Pond"

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And walk outa here!

#5256 Sep 1, 2013
Shouldn't Labor Day be called no Labor Day???

“Hi!”

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#5257 Sep 1, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
Shouldn't Labor Day be called no Labor Day???
Hehehehe! Hiya Liam :)
Still up to no good?

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And walk outa here!

#5258 Sep 1, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>
Hehehehe! Hiya Liam :)
Still up to no good?
every day! How ya been Brandiiiiiiiii?

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#5259 Sep 1, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Or a series on the Food Network?
Yes, it would be a unique show, since I know of no cannibal cooking show.

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#5260 Sep 1, 2013
Why aren't there pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?...

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