Stupid things to ponder ...

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#5221 Aug 24, 2013
If dew drops, and woodchucks chuck, what do idiots do?

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South Bend, IN

#5222 Aug 24, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
If dew drops, and woodchucks chuck, what do idiots do?
Mountain Dew?

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#5223 Aug 24, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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Mountain Dew?
LOL;0}~ You're so silly. Good one.

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South Bend, IN

#5224 Aug 24, 2013
How much does a Hemmingway?
What's a Levenworth?
How many pounds in a Carlton?
When is a Cartright?
What keeps a lighthouse from floating away?

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Spotted World

#5225 Aug 24, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
If dew drops, and woodchucks chuck, what do idiots do?
Idiots do drugs, and not for medicinal reasons.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#5226 Aug 24, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Idiots do drugs, and not for medicinal reasons.
Ha! And there the biggest supporters for legalizing them but for the wrong reasons.

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#5227 Aug 24, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
Isn't it funny how we work over half our lives to have the things we really enjoy and then realize we haven't spent any time to really enjoy the things we've worked half our lives to have.
Cheer up! Remember the less you have, the more there is to get!...

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South Bend, IN

#5228 Aug 24, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Cheer up! Remember the less you have, the more there is to get!...
On, in modern terms, the less you have the more you deserve somebody else's stuff be given to you.

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South Bend, IN

#5229 Aug 25, 2013
George Washington was the 9th president of the United States.

1 John Hanson
2 Elias Boudinot
3 Thomas Miffin
4 Richard Henry Lee
5 John Hancock
6 Nathaniel Gorham
7 Arthur St. Clair
8 Cyrus Griffin
9 George Washington

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#5230 Aug 25, 2013
Am pondering if squirrels would eat until they explode if given enough food? Never seen critters eat like them.

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Nehwon

#5231 Aug 25, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
If dew drops, and woodchucks chuck, what do idiots do?
Sponsor Voter I.D. laws?

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Nehwon

#5232 Aug 25, 2013
Product placements in TV shows.

If negative campaigning works so well with government elections, will negative ads work on TV shows.

Positive example:
A burned spy trying to outrun an enemy narrates some thing like: "Nothing is better than 4 wheel traction control on the front wheel drive of the Yugo Rustbucket!"

Negative example:
"In a pinch, superglue the accelerator down and put the 1976 Ford Pinto in reverse. The rear bumper touching anything results in an atomic explosion."

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Spotted World

#5233 Aug 25, 2013
Which US President was Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears?

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Nehwon

#5234 Aug 25, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Which US President was Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears?
We'll find out when they become of age and eligible for President at 35.

Perhaps they have some wits to make up for their diminishing sexuality.

As a last ditch effort to cast their hat into the ring of politics, they can be Governor of Alaska...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#5235 Aug 25, 2013
WHY all the Shiny,Glitzy and Silky Fashions seem to ONLY be fashionable during the 30's and 40's???

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#5236 Aug 25, 2013
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Nehwon

#5237 Aug 25, 2013
The traditional tithing to the Christian Church is 10 percent.

However, I have learned tonight that the Muslim charitable obligation of Zakat is only 2.5 percent!

Income/Net assets, sounds like math to me.

So what tax forms do I have to fill out to get a 75% tax break on how holy I am?

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#5238 Aug 26, 2013
"When I die,' I said to my wife, "I hope it's while doing something I love."

"Well, I'd rather die while doing something I hate so I'll be glad I'm dead" she replied.

"Looks like we both want to be doing the same thing, then" I thought to myself.

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Nehwon

#5239 Aug 27, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
"When I die,' I said to my wife, "I hope it's while doing something I love."
"Well, I'd rather die while doing something I hate so I'll be glad I'm dead" she replied.
"Looks like we both want to be doing the same thing, then" I thought to myself.
I wonder if I should put on my peacemaker hat there...

Nope. No way. Nada. Oh, hell no!

First rule of peacemaking is you do not get in the middle of married couple arguments.

Stand to the side, have an escape route, and as a last resort, have orbital nuclear weapons ready.

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#5240 Aug 28, 2013
"Have you ever paid for sex?"

"Well, yeah."

"How much?"

"The house, both cars, and getting to see the kids only every other weekend."

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