Stupid things to ponder ...

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Not that he's stupid but where is M69? I know, not on the weekends but ... haven't seen the intellectual grump on the weekday either. Hope he's doing fine.

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I'm in a band called The Cupcakes. My brother plays guitar, my buddy plays bass, my cousin plays the drums, and....

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BRACE YOURSELVES....... the bad judgeits are coming.
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BRACE YOURSELVES....... the bad judgeits are coming.
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DIY orthodontics?

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How do ant's get across the highway?
Where do lizard's sleep at night?

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Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
How do ant's get across the highway?
Where do lizard's sleep at night?
Perhaps the ants cANT.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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Perhaps the ants cANT.
Don't you think they cross a busy highway, though?

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Don't you think they cross a busy highway, though?
Well they've got high hopes.

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Don't you think they cross a busy highway, though?
Noticed I used no apostrophe in cant. A cant is a type of walk.

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Well they've got high hopes.
They make mountains out of anthills?

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They make mountains out of anthills?
When they're not moving that rubber tree plant.

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I get tired of the ads on this page (no, please don't tell me about ad blockers and other kludges to fix that). One that is annoying:

"Life's too short. Have an affair."

What if it said any of these?

"Life's too short. Kill someone."

"Life's too short. Contract the HIV."

"Life's too long. Make it shorter. Dr. Kevorkian."

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Boiled eggs are hard to beat...

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Why do horses stand up to sleep?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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They need a new judgeit for that one.

A combo facepalm and a grin with the tag "awfully punny"

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With the decline of newspapers, will reporter Clark Kent end up working in an Elmer's glue factory where every batch he makes is...

wait for it...

Superglue?

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I guans just for please anyway.
That was a good try, but you need more practice before applying for your H1b visa.

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Isn't it funny how we work over half our lives to have the things we really enjoy and then realize we haven't spent any time to really enjoy the things we've worked half our lives to have.
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I miss my pet lizzard now, he would bob his head to a song he liked.

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