Stupid things to ponder ...

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#5153 Aug 15, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Now I'm curious about other Founding Father stories.
George Washington could not lie and chopped down that cherry tree.
George Washington had wooden teeth.
Did George Washington chop down that cherry tree so his dentist could make those wooden teeth?
I cannot tell a lie... having cherry wood teeth would make everything taste better. What wouldn't taste better with a bit of cherry flavoring?
LOL
Good points there.

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#5154 Aug 16, 2013
I see u! ;)

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#5155 Aug 16, 2013
The poorest people are usually the most generous.

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#5156 Aug 16, 2013
Something And Nothing enter. Something goes out the window. Nothing goes out the door. Who is left?

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#5157 Aug 16, 2013
People actually by vehicles from a company named K-I-A.

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#5158 Aug 16, 2013
What do Tele-Tubbies taste like?
Camilla

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#5159 Aug 16, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
What do Tele-Tubbies taste like?
Marshmallow Based:

Yellow Tubbie - Banana
Purple one - Purple Peeps
And Green one - Spinach

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#5160 Aug 16, 2013
Camilla wrote:
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Marshmallow Based:
Yellow Tubbie - Banana
Purple one - Purple Peeps
And Green one - Spinach
Huh...

So does that mean You don't have to hang them upside-down to bleed them, and to get the "gaminess" taste out of the meat?

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#5161 Aug 16, 2013
What does clear taste like?

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#5162 Aug 16, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What does clear taste like?
Like sky?
Camilla

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#5163 Aug 16, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
<quoted text>Huh...
So does that mean You don't have to hang them upside-down to bleed them, and to get the "gaminess" taste out of the meat?
Huh!

No to "gaminess" - not meat,
Marshmallow!
Sweet Confections.

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#5164 Aug 16, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What does clear taste like?
Like invisible chicken?

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#5166 Aug 16, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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Like sky?
So what does the sky taste like?

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#5167 Aug 16, 2013
Camilla wrote:
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Huh!
No to "gaminess" - not meat,
Marshmallow!
Sweet Confections.
And marshmallows come from gelatin which comes from meat...

As for the Teletubbies, don't they bleed each month anyway?

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#5168 Aug 16, 2013
justmejno wrote:
How many kids does one have to have before she realizes that this "special" someone isn't going to EVER be with her? WellOther than to sleep with sooo she won't file for child support!
How does sleeping with someone keep them from filing child support? I mean, if a man never sleeps with a given woman, he never has to pay child support to her.

No wait, the screwed up courts say now that whoever's name is on the BC as the "father" has to pay, even if there is no DNA relation. So if a man claims a woman's child as his, even if they never did each other, she could still sue him for child support if he leaves.

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#5169 Aug 16, 2013
You know, when you go to cash a check, maybe you should roll up your sleeve for the cashier to draw blood or offer them an oral swab for DNA. That is almost how much red tape there is.

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#5170 Aug 17, 2013
Fast food tastes as good as it looks. No more no less.

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#5171 Aug 17, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
You know, when you go to cash a check, maybe you should roll up your sleeve for the cashier to draw blood or offer them an oral swab for DNA. That is almost how much red tape there is.
LOL,
That is SO funny to imagine,
I was trying to visualise the guy
on the other side(:

PS:

You, with the clever imagination
could dress up the makings of a little
pun that's in there(:

'Draw blood''Red Tape' Elastoplast'(:
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#5172 Aug 17, 2013
Not that he's stupid but where is M69? I know, not on the weekends but ... haven't seen the intellectual grump on the weekday either. Hope he's doing fine.

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#5173 Aug 17, 2013
I'm in a band called The Cupcakes. My brother plays guitar, my buddy plays bass, my cousin plays the drums, and....

icing.

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