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Jul 28, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
Do women shake the gas pump nozzle after filling up or is that just a man thing?
Do women pump?

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Jul 28, 2013
 
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Jul 28, 2013
 
WHY... Folks looking to GRAB your parking spot..INCH a bit FORWARD as YOU are PULLING Out???

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Jul 29, 2013
 
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Do women pump?
If they're on top...

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How did pirates cross out mistakes on treasure maps?

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Jul 29, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>If they're on top...
Of the gas tank? Ohhhhhhh.....got it, your tank! Tee hee :)

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Jul 29, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
How did pirates cross out mistakes on treasure maps?
With a check mark?

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WHY do ADULTS pick up ALL the Seashells on the BEACH??

Don't they know... GOD...put them there..for the LITTLE KIDDIES to DISCOVER???

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Jul 29, 2013
 
There shouldn't be an age cutoff for discovery. We're all beachologists to some degree and that makes it okay.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
How did pirates cross out mistakes on treasure maps?
I'd say with an O.

It does put the tic tac toe game in a whole new perspective...

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#5064
Jul 29, 2013
 
Will Munny wrote:
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Well, let's ponder that...

Noah was a drunk.

In times of yore, sailing vessels carried barrels of rum or beer (IPA) or wine to keep the captain and crew happy.

I think Noah, from old habits, tapped that barrel, passed out and never noticed the mosquitoes.

With the whole world submerged, it's not like Captain Noah had to worry about navigation, right?

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#5065
Jul 29, 2013
 
If you want to get someone's attention, you might tap them on the shoulder.

If a tap dancer wants to get your attention, do they do the "Shuffle off to Buffalo" on your shoulder?

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Aug 5, 2013
 
That poster PresidentPriest.. whoever he actually was.. was all over the games at the weekend and even caught a dose of prop mania. I read a post of his saying he was only going to be here long enough to get all the badges then out. But, now here's the ponder, Topix deleted him... and on a Sunday too.. oh Topix gods you can be so cruel (I'm only, joking please don't delete me)

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Aug 5, 2013
 
Do you realize that everything you've read in your life is a combination of only 26 letters?

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Aug 5, 2013
 
If you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, are you the waiter?

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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Pondering the synchronicity of things
like when thread titles line up to make sense and make something else
for example on another board here in the thread list there was "I have three kittens" followed by a thread of "Where did they go?"
seen it quite a bit
makes me smile... and that's what I'm thinking about which is two other threads... pondering now am I off topic and do so much posting on wrong threads..

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For some reason, this 13th century poem set to music in the 1930's always makes me hungry. But for not salsa or windmill cookies...

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Do you really want a buffalo gal to come out tonight?

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#5076
Aug 6, 2013
 
How many TV shows before the turn of the century could be wrapped up in 3, 4 or 5 minutes with cell phones.

Every plot of Three's Company would have been thwarted with just a phone call or a text to Chrissy, Janet or Jack.

Or the desperate high speed run (eluding pursuing cops) to get to the next pay phone on the Rockford files.

Instead of a 22 minutes of show and 8 minutes of commercials per half hour, they could have had 22 minutes of commercials for an 8 minute show!

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