Stupid things to ponder ...

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#5056 Jul 29, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Do women pump?
If they're on top...

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#5058 Jul 29, 2013
How did pirates cross out mistakes on treasure maps?

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#5059 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>If they're on top...
Of the gas tank? Ohhhhhhh.....got it, your tank! Tee hee :)

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#5060 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
How did pirates cross out mistakes on treasure maps?
With a check mark?

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#5061 Jul 29, 2013
WHY do ADULTS pick up ALL the Seashells on the BEACH??

Don't they know... GOD...put them there..for the LITTLE KIDDIES to DISCOVER???

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#5062 Jul 29, 2013
There shouldn't be an age cutoff for discovery. We're all beachologists to some degree and that makes it okay.

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#5063 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
How did pirates cross out mistakes on treasure maps?
I'd say with an O.

It does put the tic tac toe game in a whole new perspective...

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#5064 Jul 29, 2013
Will Munny wrote:
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Well, let's ponder that...

Noah was a drunk.

In times of yore, sailing vessels carried barrels of rum or beer (IPA) or wine to keep the captain and crew happy.

I think Noah, from old habits, tapped that barrel, passed out and never noticed the mosquitoes.

With the whole world submerged, it's not like Captain Noah had to worry about navigation, right?

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#5065 Jul 29, 2013
If you want to get someone's attention, you might tap them on the shoulder.

If a tap dancer wants to get your attention, do they do the "Shuffle off to Buffalo" on your shoulder?

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#5067 Aug 5, 2013
That poster PresidentPriest.. whoever he actually was.. was all over the games at the weekend and even caught a dose of prop mania. I read a post of his saying he was only going to be here long enough to get all the badges then out. But, now here's the ponder, Topix deleted him... and on a Sunday too.. oh Topix gods you can be so cruel (I'm only, joking please don't delete me)

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#5068 Aug 5, 2013
Do you realize that everything you've read in your life is a combination of only 26 letters?

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#5069 Aug 5, 2013
If you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, are you the waiter?

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#5071 Aug 5, 2013
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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#5072 Aug 6, 2013
Pondering the synchronicity of things
like when thread titles line up to make sense and make something else
for example on another board here in the thread list there was "I have three kittens" followed by a thread of "Where did they go?"
seen it quite a bit
makes me smile... and that's what I'm thinking about which is two other threads... pondering now am I off topic and do so much posting on wrong threads..

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#5073 Aug 6, 2013
For some reason, this 13th century poem set to music in the 1930's always makes me hungry. But for not salsa or windmill cookies...

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#5074 Aug 6, 2013
Do you really want a buffalo gal to come out tonight?

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#5076 Aug 6, 2013
How many TV shows before the turn of the century could be wrapped up in 3, 4 or 5 minutes with cell phones.

Every plot of Three's Company would have been thwarted with just a phone call or a text to Chrissy, Janet or Jack.

Or the desperate high speed run (eluding pursuing cops) to get to the next pay phone on the Rockford files.

Instead of a 22 minutes of show and 8 minutes of commercials per half hour, they could have had 22 minutes of commercials for an 8 minute show!

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#5077 Aug 6, 2013
WHY am I only seeing LARGE Butterflies and Not SMALLER ones lately???

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#5078 Aug 6, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
WHY am I only seeing LARGE Butterflies and Not SMALLER ones lately???
Not large enough to carry off your pets or small children or attack Tokyo, I hope.

I dread the day where I have to call the secret number of GO, GO, GODZILLA! bestowed to me in a dream.

Or was that lyrics to a Blue Oyster Cult song?

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#5079 Aug 7, 2013
Why did Dodge make a vehicle called Ram?

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