Stupid things to ponder ...

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Orion's Belt

#5023 Jul 16, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Then again, Satan will say, "The Hell with it."
Am not sure...if I would say that or not...ya know.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#5024 Jul 16, 2013
Someone thought Urethra was the name of a Black singer.

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Nehwon

#5025 Jul 17, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Or spend a decade in prison to get a Doctorate in Criminal Activities in some specialty, and then do an internship in crime on the streets, with a few stints in county jail for CE credits.
The way I look at it, if I go to prison for some particular crime, I'd take that decade to learn from the other criminals how they got caught.

Except in this case my Masters or PhD in Criminology wouldn't be in how to catch the criminals, it would be how to not be caught. Even better, how to beat the charge.

And the kicker is... Criminal College is at your expense. The more you say is a crime, the more it costs you.

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Nehwon

#5026 Jul 17, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Hey now...the "APACHE" are awesome people. Their spirits even more so.
It also has a helicopter named after them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Apache_heli...

I wonder how many people would blow past me on the Interstate highway if the "Speed Enforced by Aircraft" sign had one of them Apaches doing the enforcement...

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#5034 Jul 21, 2013
"Love" is like there's a button in front of you that says "Press this button for free cookies" but every time you press it you get a shock. Still, you keep pressing it and once out of every 100 times you get a cookie. The cookie is so good, you realize you'll willingly take that shock 99 more times in the hopes of getting another cookie.

Then, one day, the cookies stop coming.

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Nehwon

#5036 Jul 22, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
"Love" is like there's a button in front of you that says "Press this button for free cookies" but every time you press it you get a shock. Still, you keep pressing it and once out of every 100 times you get a cookie. The cookie is so good, you realize you'll willingly take that shock 99 more times in the hopes of getting another cookie.
Then, one day, the cookies stop coming.
Wait.

Isn't there an exception there once a year when the cookies and milk are laid out for Santa Claus?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#5038 Jul 23, 2013
If I build it... will they really come?

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#5039 Jul 23, 2013
Should itching powder be considered contraband in prison? If they had access to itching powder, they would break out.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5040 Jul 23, 2013
Why is it called acne? Never known anyone to have it on their knee. Calling it ack-face makes more sense.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#5041 Jul 23, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Why is it called acne? Never known anyone to have it on their knee. Calling it ack-face makes more sense.
Ickface would be even better.

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#5042 Jul 24, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Should itching powder be considered contraband in prison? If they had access to itching powder, they would break out.
That's the same reason none of the computers have an escape key.

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#5043 Jul 24, 2013
Since the boss banned all backpacks at the workplace we've had zero terrorist attacks, but customers to our sky diving business has dropped off drastically.

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#5046 Jul 26, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Since the boss banned all backpacks at the workplace we've had zero terrorist attacks, but customers to our sky diving business has dropped off drastically.
Bwahahaha :)

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#5047 Jul 27, 2013
Anyone else always wanted to spin around in a big chair and say "I've been expecting you"?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5048 Jul 27, 2013
Overheard at a funeral:

"Why? Why? Why did it have to be him?"

"Did you have someone else in mind?"

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#5049 Jul 27, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Overheard at a funeral:
"Why? Why? Why did it have to be him?"
"Did you have someone else in mind?"
If I had a prop I would prop you right now!! Funny!

:)

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#5050 Jul 28, 2013
Do women shake the gas pump nozzle after filling up or is that just a man thing?

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#5053 Jul 28, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Do women shake the gas pump nozzle after filling up or is that just a man thing?
Do women pump?

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#5054 Jul 28, 2013
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Rockin' USA ;)

#5055 Jul 28, 2013
WHY... Folks looking to GRAB your parking spot..INCH a bit FORWARD as YOU are PULLING Out???

Simply RUDE!!!

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