Stupid things to ponder ...

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#4962 Jun 22, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Should I be angry or impressed when I can't get the cap of a tube of superglue?
As long as you don't get attached.

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#4963 Jun 22, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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As long as you don't get attached.
Okay. You got that off......

“Denny Crain”

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#4964 Jun 22, 2013
They have pitures of wanted people in the post office. Why didn't they keep them when they took the picture?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4965 Jun 22, 2013
I bought a kite the other day. It has a money-back guarantee to be the highest flying kite I ever bought with no strings attached.

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#4966 Jun 22, 2013
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?...
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#4967 Jun 23, 2013
Topix should advertise usb mice. All that clicking for the game points; and today all the bonus star letters (in case we've forgotten how to spell Topix in the last 24 hrs) were on page 3. Not so fun when posting from a phone but it wears the mouse out when posting from a comp. Still, I like the game. This is probably on the wrong thread but I couldn't find the say something nobody gives a * about

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#4968 Jun 23, 2013
Stocking wrote:
Topix should advertise usb mice. All that clicking for the game points; and today all the bonus star letters (in case we've forgotten how to spell Topix in the last 24 hrs) were on page 3. Not so fun when posting from a phone but it wears the mouse out when posting from a comp. Still, I like the game. This is probably on the wrong thread but I couldn't find the say something nobody gives a * about
Try this thread......

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TKTQKIK...

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#4969 Jun 23, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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Try this thread......
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TKTQKIK...
You should have sent him to the "Does anyone give a mouse?" thread.

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#4970 Jun 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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You should have sent him to the "Does anyone give a mouse?" thread.
HA! I'd not seen that one!

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#4971 Jun 23, 2013
It's so hot here I've wet my plants.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#4972 Jun 23, 2013
I heard a funny new advertisement where everyone said, "I just shipped my pants."

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4973 Jun 23, 2013
Q: How do you sterilize a turd?

A: Put it in a pot of water and boil the sh!t out of it.

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#4974 Jun 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
I heard a funny new advertisement where everyone said, "I just shipped my pants."
The ad guy who came up with that one deserves a raise... and the boss who approved it should get an attaboy, too.

“Clowns taste funny”

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#4975 Jun 24, 2013
I don't understand- why do children scream when they see me?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#4976 Jun 25, 2013
clown detector wrote:
I don't understand- why do children scream when they see me?
Have you ever thought about seeing an orthodontist?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#4977 Jun 25, 2013
Dante infernox wrote:
How does Edward scissorhands wipe he's ass?
lol!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#4978 Jun 26, 2013
Why do cheap hot dogs plump when you cook them but expensive shrimp shrink?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Nehwon

#4979 Jun 26, 2013
What do vegans do if they are infected by a parasite?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#4980 Jun 26, 2013
Why folk poke and prod others until they react and then the folk that poke and prod turn it all around and act ever so innocent. Blaming the folk that react for reacting?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4981 Jun 26, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Why folk poke and prod others until they react and then the folk that poke and prod turn it all around and act ever so innocent. Blaming the folk that react for reacting?
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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